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Hohan’s completely out of it. There is no other explanation to why would she claim that Paris Hilton never hit her, when she was filmed saying so! This is from the NY Daily News:

Lindsay Lohan is mad at whoever spread the story that Paris Hilton hit her over the weekend in L.A. Too bad it’s herself. Sunday night, as she got into the world’s scariest carpool with Hilton and Britney Spears, the “Mean Girls” star told digirazzi, “Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
But it was Lohan who, 12 hours before, had told the videographers who perpetually record her that Hilton “hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”

Is it possible to force-hospitalize her? She’s no harm as long as she slashes her own wrists, but I’m scared of the next level.

I dedicate this to Linds:

After announcing she’s divorcing Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson makes it clear that she doesn’t want the break-up to be a messy one. Pam wrote in her website:

“I’m very concerned with the press on mine and Bob’s divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read,” Anderson writes in the message, which was posted Tuesday. “I’d like to resolve this amicably – not fueling fires – and with dignity.”

“Truth is, Bob is great in many ways – we just don’t belong together … we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son … we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.”

Bob? Whose Bob? No wonder they’re getting a divorce. Did I just fuel fire?

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She’s wearing that short dress, so I believe we can look forward to some vagina slip pics. Oh Britney Brit, where would we be without you?

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How saddened was I to hear that Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are no longer an item after nearly 2 and a half years (well, not saddened. maybe just tired). The manager of Good Charlotte, Madden’s band, confirmed to People that Joel is now single.

Isn’t Duffus like, 12 years old? I’m amazed that she stuck together with this guy throughout her puberty years.

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Oh, so she’s a brainy now? Or maybe she’s just trying to hide the world’s fugliest weave with the world’s fugliest hat, or diaper, I don’t know what the hell is that thing.

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What is this? With him saying she’s not a proper mom and her celebrating the divorce with a big party, I figured Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker arn’t really on speaking terms, to say the least.

Well, not only are they not smacking each other, they even went to dinner together at Mr. Chow. This is somewhat disappointing, though I have a feeling this would piss off Paris Hilton, so it might just be for the better.

Hat Tip: Avi Cohen, Ynet

Well, no wonder Bar Refaeli skipped the Samsung launch party yesterday. Apparently, the girl had to show up in court today!

This time around on Bar’s criminal adventures: Hotness is now being sued for appx. $300,000, after dumping her former agent without any further notice, nor paying the service charges. While Leo DiCaprio was dreaming a little dream about his little pony, she was spending the day at the court of Tel Aviv, trying to convince everybody she is innocent like her boyfriend’s buttocks. The actual trial will take place on February - Jailers, rejoice.

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Well, you can’t have just an ordinary Christmas when you have yourself a brand new child in your house, right? That’s why Madonna is planning something real special for little David Banda and the rest of the Ciconne clan - a sweet vacation on the Islands. Which ones? Not sure yet. Probably the Cayman Islands or the Seychelles.

I wouldn’t mind tagging along and help Madge with bed-time stories for the kids. As long as it’s not one of her books.

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend seems to be a little too excited about her new celebrity status. When she was invited to the new Super Slim Samsung party in her homeland Israel, she didn’t bother to show up, even though she is the phone’s presentor!

Tons of local photogs stood waiting outside some club in Tel Aviv, hoping to catch a glimpse of Israel’s hottest export, but Bar stood them up.

On second thought, I might not be to quick to leave Leo for a stupid party in the middle east either.

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These three women amaze me. Really, do they have a totally different DNA structure from the rest of the world? The three of them in one car is such an accident waiting to happen. I can’t believe that a situation exists when it’s actually better if Paris sat behind the wheel.