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Nature and industrialized clothing have blessed Jessica Simpson with two very important assets, which she sometimes shares gladly with the rest of the world.
Now being New Year’s Eve, what better chance is there to give us a peak at them? Thanx, Jess. Sometimes you can be real swell.
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These women are proof that winter is a very sexy season. I’ve dissed them all and on many occasions, but this time they deserve the compliments.
Jennifer Lopez looks very well with lots of clothes on, since her strangely slim new self is somewhat disturbing.
Christina Aguilera looks stunning here. I hope this teaches her to drop the occasional whorish look for good.
Ashlee Simpson is probably locked up somewhere while this she-robot is out looking hot and confusing everyone.
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Poor kangaroo doesn’t know what’s coming…
At least Paris settles for a stuffed one, and doesn’t add another victim to the list of abused animals in her life.
Oh, yea, Hilton’s ass is in Sydney, probably on some mission to save the planet.
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Lindsay is staying in Miami lately in hope of a sunnier future. While she’s at it, ‘ho will not miss on a chance to party and allow creepy guys to grope her for their pleasure.
Hell, it’s our pleasure too. Happy new one, Linds.
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The world’s widest smile and husband Danny Moder are expecting their third child. Julia (39) and Moder (37) are proud parents to twins Hazel and Finn, that’s short for Phinnaeus.
I hope their third choice for a name won’t be as traumatic as before.
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I think I might have been slightly mean a few days ago, summarizing all the break-ups of the year. Starting 2007 as a bitter, vicious single woman would not do me any good, I thought, and since we’re still a few days away from the end of 2006, I may have a small chance of fixing it and making Santa see I’m a good girl…
Oh, who am I kidding? This’ll never work, I’m a bitch. But still for the sake of those who may wonder, here are some of the big and interesting weddings and engagements our stars has experienced.
2006 was painted in pink as singer Alecia Moore, A.K.A Pink, married motocross racer and The Surreal Life star Carey Hart in Costa Rica. She probably picked him cause of the fact he had more tattoos than her – well, he does own a tattoo parlor… and they share a “Tru Luv” one. So sweet… and pink… darn, I have to do something about my sense of humor.
It must have been the week of trouble-makers, since rapper Eminem re-married his wife a week after. Though as we already know, they got re-divorced within a few months. On the same note, Brittany Murphy got engaged, but broke the engagement later. Look, I’m really trying to write about happy stuff here, but it’s not easy!
Keith Urban got engaged to Nicole Kidman on May, married her on June and got into rehab on October. A year full of highlights, no doubt. Casey Affleck married Summer Phoenix, and I’m only mentioning that because of their older brothers, Ben Affleck and Juaquine Phoenix. I wouldn’t have written about Patricia Arquette’s wedding either, if 
it wasn’t for the weird thingy she was wearing on her head.
Comedian Jay Mohr got engaged to actress Nikki Cox, and Actress Neve Campbell got engaged as well. Glenn Close married her beloved boyfriend in a quiet ceremony in Maine, and Lisa Marry Presley exchanged vows with music producer Michael Lockwood in Japan. Her ex husband was the groom’s best man, and hopefully this round will last longer then the previous 3.
Jack Black has secretly married his girlfriend, and Nicolette Sheridan made sure she won’t become a Desperate Houswife and got engaged to boyfriend Michael Bolton. Marcia Cross made sure to follow later this year, and got married on June. Richard Dreyfuss married his girl as well, but I’m not sure anyone cares about it.
Charming Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got engaged on April, and got pregnant shortly after. Their first daughter, Ramona, came into this world just recently. This name is so out of context, that it’s really cool. And then came Tori spelling. She married Dean McDermott on May and only then got the bun in the oven, probably trying to play the good girl part, but the fact her hubbie left his wife for her after 9 years of marriage kinda messed it up. I have many evil things to say about that, but the girl’s pregnant so I’ll shut it.
Rocker Avril Lavigne married Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley at a private estate in Montecito, Calif., and Ex-Savage Garden frontman Darren Hayes followed Elton John and the British law and married his boyfriend of two years, Richard Cullen. On the same month Pam Anderson married Kid Rock (again. And again and again…), later got pregnant, had a miscarriage, and of course, got divorced.
French actor Jean Reno married model-actress Zofia Borucka and Kanye West got engaged to Girlfriend Alexis. So did Superman Returns star, Brandon Routh, though he’s not engaged to Alexis but to Courtney Ford. 2 doctors joined the couplehood group, when Scrubs star John C. McGinley gave a 2-carat-plus ring to his “rock” – his yoga teacher girlfriend, and Grey’s Anatomy’s Ellen Pompeo got engaged to record producer Chris Ivery, who proposed to the actress after a birthday breakfast. They were followed by another Scrubs star, Sarah Chalke who’s engaged to long her time boyfriend.
The year ended with joy and happiness as the decorated broom stick, Lara Flynn Boyle married her dude, Donald Ray Thomas, on Dec. 18th, but no doubt, wedding of the year belongs to the midget and the Cheshire cat’s smile owner, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who finally got married on November and hopefully would rid us from their annoying presence for a while. Well, until Tom will finally comes out of the closet, or Suri will go back to her native alien parents, I guess.
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This is not easy for me, since I am actually a great Gwennabe, but I can’t help noticing that she is currently doing worse than her baby is.
Why is she wearing the same boots as the guy from I Know what you Did Last Summer? Why is she wearing these jeans? What’s with the army thing? I’m not even a big fashion person but I know that’s wrong. C’mon Gwen, Don’t turn out to be trash, will ya?
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Nothing lasts forever, not even a minute-made friendship between two whores. According to sources close to Paris, she even nicknamed Britney “the animal”. Here’s some info from Holy Candy:
“Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now,’” a Hilton source tells Us Weekly. Though the pair were once practically joined at the hip, things went sour after Britney took heat in the media for partying while leaving her two kids at home.
“Britney told Paris that it’s not personal,” says an insider. However, a pissed Paris didn’t invite Spears to her Christmas party and now refers to her ex-pal as “Animal.” Why the clever nickname, you ask? Well, “Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out,” says the source.
Poor Paris! To taste the flavor of desertion like that. ‘Ho hates to be humiliated, so we can expect her to hook up with K-Fed soon.
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Nicole is out for some fresh air, a bottle of melted barbiturates in her hand and the holiday spirit in her heart.
She can teach some women in Hollywood a thing or two about style, cause she’s dressing it well even for a simple walk. I just hate her hands, always with that red nail polish. I get nightmares from them.
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Mary Kate (aka Bride of Chucky) and Ashley (aka Morticia) are out and about this Christmas. Look at their little faces, have you ever seen so much Christmas cheer? Those Santa’s little helpers…