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Pete Doherty is a mess, and Kate Moss is an even bigger mess to stay with him. The Sun has a video of Doherty in Thailand, where he is seen shooting what is said to be coke. While he was shooting, he was talking to Kate Moss on the phone, telling her that he’s fine and that he loves her.

According to the article, Pete was staying at some sleazy hostel with three different girls. At least he listens to good music when he gets high, and the anti-drugs titles The Sun added are cute.

Just a reminder, Pete was released from rehab a few months ago. Kate is wearing his ring. This is such a tragic love story.

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Well, at least there’s a theme to it. A theme of death. I always thought it was uncle Joey who fooled around with them. Maybe they all did…

Do you think there’s a Mary Kate and Ashley sex tape somewhere? You know, something that just happend after a night out with too much booze and coke?

I’m being a bit perverted today, excuse me.

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What a godawaful image I have in my mind right now. It’s depressing.

And it’s not like Richie Sambora is still some hot rock idol. She might as well be doing Keith Richards, at least he’s a better musician.

She looks sexy in that bikini, BTW.

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I can’t believe it, she’s dating a guy named Cohen for 3 days and all of a sudden she wears a star of David? Didn’t Britney try the whole Kabbalah thing when she hung around with Madonna? It didn’t work out very well for her then, no reason to think this time will be any different.

Photos by Uli Weber courtesy of People

Hmmm… four-eyed magicians seem oh so appealing all of a sudden.

Daniel Radcliff is promoting his play Equus with a set of very baring photos of himself. This is just a preview, you see, since Daniel will appear completely naked during the play itself. If that doesn’t sell tickets, I don’t know what will.

When did this 17-year-old become so sexy?

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Ok, I’ve tried. I really tried to figure out the French taste, I honestly swear to god, and at one point I actually believed I got it right, but then came Olivier Martinez and fucked it all up for me!!

So the guy plays the role of Kyle Minogue’s BF for quite a while, and gets all my utmost respect and appreciation for that. Here comes a man who’s mature enough to understand the true quality of an older woman, and was an angel to stay by her side all throughout her disease. Not a single cynical word about dating her only for attention due to the fact anyone barely knows him if it wasn’t for that. Well, maybe 2 words about it, but that’s it. 

That was, of course, until he was sighted with another girl in LA this weekend. OK, I thought, so he may not be the most loyal dude, but at least he’s maintaining a high level. I mean, it was Israeli Model Sarai Givati he was spotted with, who is a pretty hot chick, as plastic as she may be.

But I guess this wasn’t enough for him. A few hours after that, the idiot was up for the Latino side, hanging around with… Michelle Rodriguez!!!  Dude!!! What the hell is the matter with you??? I mean – look at Kylie. Now look at Sarai. Are we ok? Cool. Now, take a look at Michelle… see? I just can’t get the French taste.

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Some pro-fur site merntioned Gwen as one of their fur-wearing whores. When PETA called to ask WTF, a representative on Gwen’s side answered: “Gwen asked me to tell you she doesn’t wear fur.”
Well, that’s one more reason to like that platinum light bulb. I think Gwen should step out and make it public, though. She has her fashion line, L.A.M.B, so she should declare an anti-fur struggle through it.

If she would do that, I’d forgive her for Wind it Up.

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I don’t know what’s worse, the hair on Mary Kate or on the dead thing that’s she’s wearing. I guess they’re both equally dry and crispy.

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You can say what you want about Jessica Simpson’s, uhm… everything, but she has two things working on her side (that’s four actually): her tits and her legs. I’d trade my wisdom for these babies any day.

So John and Jessica are still tanning in Miami. They must have so much sex, cause I know they can’t possibly be talking to each other.

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Paris and Stavros Niarchos have been munching each other occasionally lately, but X17’s photogs are reporting that the two nachos are pretty pissed at one another:

- At Mr. Chow’s, Paris and Stavros apparently started getting into a fight - at one point, Paris got up and called a friend on the phone to complain about Stavros’ behavior!
- When they left the club and went to Area, all hell really broke loose - our photographers both used the term “screaming” to describe the tone they took towards each other!
- At one point while the car was stopped at a light, Stavros looked like he was on the verge of angrily stomping out of the car - he only got back in when the couple noticed the paparazzi and immediately started acting civilized towards each other!
- Finally, at Area Paris finally got fed up and kicked Stavros to the curb for a night, calling a limo to come pick him up (hey, at least she kicks her guys to the curb in style) before heading home herself!

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, artist Hackworth Ashley revealed the real reason for Paris’ maladjustment to the opposite sex: she is a part of it herself.

The artist has a lot of hidden truth behind this piece (”The painting is an anti-war, anti-escalation of anything like war”), but basically we’re looking at Paris Hilton with a cock. I like it in a sick, twisted way that I should not explain here.