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Let’s start this by saying this allegedly happend before she shaved her head and entered rehab.

So what happend was Britney met up with these fans at a hotel. She stripped down to her underwear to hang by the pool and they offered her a bikini. She went up to their room, put the bikini on and drank the minibar away.

USweekly is quoting a source saying: “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

At lesat she looks better than that other time when she borrowed a bikini from some ho’s. But her fans are still way hotter than she is.

As skank is she may be, she hasn’t done anything illegal, that’s basically what the guys on American Idol are saying about the Antonella Barba scandal. Some of the judges even came to her defense.

“These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life,” Simon Cowell told USA Today. “Nobody’s clean in the entertainment business”, added Randy Jackson.

Not clean is still far from being a filthy whore. And who are “these people” Simon is talking about?

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Paris Hilton was stopped by the cops after she drove with no headlights. But that wasn’t enough for our goofy ol’ Paris. The license she gave the cops was actually suspended, so they had to tow away her Bentley.

She may serve jail time for this, cause she’s violating her probation from the time she was arrested for DUI.

How long will it take for authorities to realize this person is a danger to society? Must someone die before they put her away?

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This is Justin, Diddy’s 12-year-old boy, getting himself some ass. Look how excited he is, it’s so adorable. The ho rubbing on him is probably also 12. She’ll be knocked up by summer, if you ask me. Will Diddy pay for the abortion?

Thank you, Oscar de la Renta, for making this dress for Jessica. It’s not a work of art, but her tits are, and you’ve made it possible for us all to see that.

Cameron Diaz wrapped herself up in a tortilla and walked on the red carpet like it was a saucepan. Not nice.

Jennifer Hudson’s dress is actually quite lovely, but what on earth is she doing with that, uhm…, half-jacket? I don’t even know what it is, damn it.

No, it’s not a shellfish. It’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Too bad, cause she seems to be back in shape but she chose an odd way to show it.

The Greek thing, will it never die? But what troubles me most about Jennifer Lopez is the hair. She deserves better.

Isn’t Kate Blanchett divine? She looks so good and has so much class. She’s like a sparkling diamond in this silver gown.

Yea, I know it’s the most anti-cool thing to say, but I do think Tom & Katie looked great at the Oscars. It should probably be attributed to her.

It’s not really the dress, it’s Reese Witherspoon herself.

Jack Nicholson surprised everyone with an excellent Britney Spears impersonation. Don’t worry about him, BTW. He’s not sick, it’s for a role he’s playing.

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Mother always told me: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, than don’t say nothing at all”. But I’m still gonna say it. They look like asses.

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Yummi! Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden all together. What more can you ask for? John Waters would’ve made a great scene with these bitches.

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If it is, give us a drag, will ya?

I’m not sure what this is that Mischa Barton is smoking but I don’t think rolled tobacco makes your eyes squint like that.

Smoking weed while driving is really fucked up, though. This could explain how she crashed Nicole Richie’s car the other day.