February 28, 2007

Britney Drinks with Fans

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Britney Spears / Slapped By:Harley at 13:56

Photo via Dlisted

 Britney Spears in a bikini with fans

Let’s start this by saying this allegedly happend before she shaved her head and entered rehab.

So what happend was Britney met up with these fans at a hotel. She stripped down to her underwear to hang by the pool and they offered her a bikini. She went up to their room, put the bikini on and drank the minibar away.

USweekly is quoting a source saying: “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

At lesat she looks better than that other time when she borrowed a bikini from some ho’s. But her fans are still way hotter than she is.




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Antonella’s Ass Won’t Get Kicked Off

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Antonella Barba / Slapped By:Harley at 13:14

 Antonella Barba's yucky porn

As skank is she may be, she hasn’t done anything illegal, that’s basically what the guys on American Idol are saying about the Antonella Barba scandal. Some of the judges even came to her defense.

“These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life,” Simon Cowell told USA Today. “Nobody’s clean in the entertainment business”, added Randy Jackson.

Not clean is still far from being a filthy whore. And who are “these people” Simon is talking about?

Antonella Barba's yucky porn




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Paris is in Trouble with the Law

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Paris Hilton / Slapped By:editor at 12:32

Photo courtesy of X17

 Paris Hilton questioned by the cops

Paris Hilton was stopped by the cops after she drove with no headlights. But that wasn’t enough for our goofy ol’ Paris. The license she gave the cops was actually suspended, so they had to tow away her Bentley.

She may serve jail time for this, cause she’s violating her probation from the time she was arrested for DUI.

How long will it take for authorities to realize this person is a danger to society? Must someone die before they put her away?




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February 26, 2007

Diddy’s Kid Getting a Lap Dance

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 13:51

Photo courtesy of Dlisted

 Diddy's boy getting a lap dance

This is Justin, Diddy’s 12-year-old boy, getting himself some ass. Look how excited he is, it’s so adorable. The ho rubbing on him is probably also 12. She’ll be knocked up by summer, if you ask me. Will Diddy pay for the abortion?




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Red Carpet Nipples, Courtesy of Jessica Biel

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Jessica Biel / Slapped By:Harley at 11:18

Jessica Biel's nipples at the 2007 Oscars

Thank you, Oscar de la Renta, for making this dress for Jessica. It’s not a work of art, but her tits are, and you’ve made it possible for us all to see that.

Jessica Biel's nipples at the 2007 Oscars




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Red Carpet Fuggies

Filed under:Fashion Police / Slapped By:Harley at 11:07

Cameron Diaz at the 2007 Oscars

Cameron Diaz wrapped herself up in a tortilla and walked on the red carpet like it was a saucepan. Not nice.

 Jennifer Hudson at the 2007 Oscars

Jennifer Hudson’s dress is actually quite lovely, but what on earth is she doing with that, uhm…, half-jacket? I don’t even know what it is, damn it.

Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2007 Oscars

No, it’s not a shellfish. It’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Too bad, cause she seems to be back in shape but she chose an odd way to show it.

Jennifer Lopez at the 2007 Oscars

The Greek thing, will it never die? But what troubles me most about Jennifer Lopez is the hair. She deserves better.




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Red Carpet Likies

Filed under:Fashion Police / Slapped By:Harley at 10:56

Kate Blanchett at the 2007 oscars

Isn’t Kate Blanchett divine? She looks so good and has so much class. She’s like a sparkling diamond in this silver gown.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the 2007 Oscars

Yea, I know it’s the most anti-cool thing to say, but I do think Tom & Katie looked great at the Oscars. It should probably be attributed to her.

Reese Witherspoon at the 2007 Oscars

It’s not really the dress, it’s Reese Witherspoon herself.

bald Jack Nicholson at the 2007 Oscars

Jack Nicholson surprised everyone with an excellent Britney Spears impersonation. Don’t worry about him, BTW. He’s not sick, it’s for a role he’s playing.




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February 25, 2007

Penelope Cruz and Melanie Griffith Do the Pre-Oscars

Filed under:Fashion Police, Penelope Cruz / Slapped By:Harley at 11:53

Photo courtesy of People

 Penelope Cruz and Melanie Griffith

Mother always told me: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, than don’t say nothing at all”. But I’m still gonna say it. They look like asses.




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Trash Quartet

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Courtney Love / Slapped By:Harley at 11:02

Photo courtesy of Dlisted

 Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, Nicole and Joel Madden

Yummi! Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden all together. What more can you ask for? John Waters would’ve made a great scene with these bitches.




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February 23, 2007

Is That a Joint, Mischa?

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Mischa Barton / Slapped By:Harley at 13:47

Photos courtesy of Egotastic

 Mischa Barton smoking pot in the car?

If it is, give us a drag, will ya?

I’m not sure what this is that Mischa Barton is smoking but I don’t think rolled tobacco makes your eyes squint like that.

Mischa Barton smoking pot in the car?

Smoking weed while driving is really fucked up, though. This could explain how she crashed Nicole Richie’s car the other day.




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