We’ve seen Britney Spears bald. We’ve seen Britney Spears’ crotch. Heck, we’ve even seen Britney Spears not wearing any underwear. But it’s been a while since we’ve seen Britney Spears with her kids.

She didn’t even take SP and JJ with her to watch the Lakers play. What kinda’ mother is she? 

Hey, bimbo! You got two kids, remember? You’re leaving them at home with your loser ex while you’re out partying every night and day. He probably took them to the whorehouse by now.

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Poor Elliot Mintz has to play chauffeur for Paris Hilton cause every time she drives she can’t help getting into trouble.

Driving Paris around isn’t as simple as you think. First, he needs to drop her off at her dealer’s. Then there’s the daily dinner at Koi. Then it’s a drive to Disneyland, cause Paris wants to go on the ghost ride. Then she gets hungry again, so he takes her to Burger King. Then it’s the dealer’s again. Next, there’s an Usher concert going on somewhere across the country, but they have to pick up Kim Kardashian first. Then she goes out clubbing at wherever, and by the time he drives her back home, she’s all drunk and throws up on his seats.

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry seems like another annoying Adam Sandler movie, only it has a secret weapon - the Biel. The scene in which Adam Sandler gets to touch her boobs is going to turn this crap into a sure hit.

Here’s a picture of Jessica’s hot ass.

And here’s the stupid movie’s trailer. There’s some more ass in there.

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Two thumbs up for that tiny jeans Linds has got on. In fact, the entire look is completely in place. This crush she’s got on whoever really brings out the hottie in her.

I love her shoes. If anyone knows where I can find me a pair, I’ll appreciate the tip.

And here’s a happy ending for ya.

Nothing like a shot at Lohan’s crotch during lunch time.

Bikini doesn’t always mean good news, as is the case here. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something spooky about Courtney’s body.

Still, I’d rather look as spooky as she does when I’m 43. Or, like, right now.

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Josh Henderson plays Edie’s annoying nephew on Desperate Housewives and now he’s playing with Paris Hilton. Though he may seem like a beginner to you, this is not the first time he sleeps with a celebrity. Josh also dated Ashtray Simpson in the past.

Paris has a thing for brats, obviously.

Don’t get too comfortable, buddy. Not many lasted in the pile of trash that you go to bed with.

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That’s how she puts it, anyway. Linds revealed to People that she’s seeing someone but didn’t name the guy. She added: “I’m really happy and I’m having fun”.

Who could the mystery man be? The two serious candidates are James Blunt, who recently broke up with Petra Nemcova, and Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton’s ex, which is always a good stimulant for Hohan.

Both of them have been seen partying with Lindsay in the past couple of weeks, but then again, even my grandma was.

Here’s Lindsay hanging with James:

And here she is driving with Stavros in the back:

Remember Shyamali Malakar? Sanjaya’s 19-year-old sister who also auditioned on American Idol but didn’t get too far? Turns out she chose the best alternative career ever: She’s a Hooters waitress!

Now, I may be a bit late on this but I only found out today, so be patient with me.

It’s safe to say we all agree on her being hot. Sanjaya with boobs, what more could you ask for?

Kirsten Dunst and her new flame, Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell, walk the streets of London looking like they buy their clothes at the same thrift shop.

They probably drink the same bohemian coffee and smoke the same artistical weed and then go on and on about the same miserable celebrity lives they lead in exactly the same way.

Ewwwww! Ever heard of deodorant? I mean, dude is in Berlin, not freakin Somalia. How hot can it get at this time of year?

Maybe JLO is attracted to that animal side in him. Maybe that’s what we were missing out on. I still think it’s disgusting, though.

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