May 30, 2007

Petra Nemcova Brings New Levels Of Hot

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 13:59

Petra Nemcova's short shorty dress

Man, this top she has on as a dress sure gives a good view on Petra’s assets. Stupid James Blunt is busy fooling around with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, while this hot chick is getting hotter by the minute.

I wonder how she moved around in that thing, or in other words, will there or will there not be up skirt shots from this event?

BTW, check out the hot girl behind Petra. Nice touch.

 Petra Nemcova in a short short dress

Photos courtesy of Hollywood Tuna




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Britney is My Soul Mate

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Britney Spears / Slapped By:Harley at 12:39

Britney Spears drinks vitamin water

I always knew Britney and I are virtually the same person. This picture provides yet another proof - DEFENSE is my favorite Vitamin Water as well!




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May 29, 2007

Heather Locklear’s Bikini is Bursting!

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 12:26

hot Heather Locklear in a bikini

Can you believe this woman is 45 years old? Dayum! She could easily beat Hollywood’s young starlets in a bikini contest.

hot Heather Locklear in a bikini

Heather Locklear, I underappreciated you, and I’m sorry.

 hot Heather Locklear in a bikini

Photos courtesy of Egotastic




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Stylish. Sexy. Pregnant

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 11:57

Salma Hayke, pregnany and sexy

Never before has there been a hotter mommy-to-be than Salma Hayek. Her tits must weigh, like, 250 lbs. each.

I almost hope she doesn’t give birth.

Photo courtesy of People




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Lindsay Lohan Entered Rehab

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Lindsay Lohan / Slapped By:Harley at 11:04

Lindsay Lohan passed out drunk

Don’t keep your hopes up, you know how she is.

Interesting enough, Lindsay did not return to rehab after her DUI arrest. In fact, sources who saw Lindsay at the 944 Magazine in Teddy’s, heard her say she didn’t care about the consequences of the arrest, the car crash that preceded it or the cocaine found in her Mercedes.

Lindsay Lohan passed out with Samantha Ronson

But after she was photographed passed out (drunk? doped?) in Samantha Ronson’s car later that night, she agreed to enter Promises rehab facility (where Britney did her time).

Lindsay really looks dead in these photos while Samantha Ronson seems hopeless about her  stupored friend. I would too. This ho is big trouble.

Lindsay Lohan passed out with Samantha Ronson

(source)




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May 28, 2007

Xtreme Close-Up: Keira Knigtley Comes to Life

Filed under:Xtreme Close-Up, Keira Knightley / Slapped By:Harley at 10:10

Keira Knightley 

Name: Keira Christina Knightley. Pronounced Kei-ra.

Born: 26 March 1985, Teddington, Middlesex, England, UK.

Artsy Parents: English theatre and television actor Will Knightley and award-winning playwright Sharman Macdonald.

Guess it runs in the family: Her parents probably like the pronunciation of her name. Her brother’s name is Caleb.

Why We Love Her: She’s beautiful, gets away with anorexia, manages to prove that dyslexia should not stand in your way to success, and she knows exactly what being a woman is all about: “I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn’t matter if they don’t have them in my size. I buy them anyway.” Maybe cause you’re loaded…

Why We Hate Her: Anorexic from birth. Ooh! and her 21st birthday party cost more than $30,000!!! Ooh ooh, AND she kissed Orlando Bloom.

Don’t Call Me Nat: Her first international role was in Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, as Padmé Amidala’s decoy, due to her similarity to Natalie Portman. Once wearing make-up, their own mothers couldn’t tell them apart, and it was several years before agreement was reached over which scenes featured Keira as the queen and which Natalie.

Keira Knoghtley and Rupert Friend

with long time love friend, Rupert Friend

Addictive: Looks like Keira has a major affect when it comes to the male hormones. The Glasgow band Endrick Brothers wrote a song about her, “Star of the Silver Screen” after a chance meeting at a party, and according to rumors, her ex-dude Del Synnott was trying to kill himself after their break-up… Let’s hope her role in The Jacket helped her deal better with lunatics…

On the Other Hand: “Do you know that on all the sets I’ve been on, nobody has ever made a pass at me?”. At least she got the writers to let her kiss Orlando.

I’m Fine, Absolutely Fine: Her appearance at the Pirates of the Caribbean: A Dead Man’s Chest premiere led to speculation that her extremely slender figure was due to an eating disorder. Her family also has a history of anorexia, but she claims she’s not part of it, she’s simply a natural born skeleton.

Keira Kinghtley in a bikini

things that make you go: WTF?!

Damn, You’re SO British! No. 1: “I met Barbara Walters backstage and didn’t know who she was. She’s an American phenomenon, I was told later…”

Damn, You’re SO British! No. 2: she’s a huge West Ham United fan.

Now Here’s a Solution For You: According to Keira, “When in doubt, faint.”
Photos courtes of Venus Provocateuse, Big Pictures & Dlisted




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May 27, 2007

Mischa Barton does Oldies But Goldies

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Mischa Barton / Slapped By:Harley at 12:01

Mischa Barton as Marilyn Monroe

The French edition of Elle in it’s latest issue presents Mischa Barton as various great icons of the film industry, such as Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, Greta Garbo and Louise Brooks.

This is probably the hottese thing Mischa has done during this life time.

 Mischa Barton as Marlene Dietrich

Mischa Barton as Louise Brooks

Mischa Barton as Greta Garbo

Photos via Dlisted




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Lindsay Lohan + Coke + Booze = Crash

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Lindsay Lohan / Slapped By:Harley at 10:40

Lindsay Lohan after her car crash

One of these days, Lindsay lohan will kill someone with her wreckless driving. Last night she crashed her car for, like, the 11th time? Only this time she was finally arrested - she was driving under the influence and the cops found coke in her car. Lindsay was cited and released. Word from People:

The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. The car suffered “major damage,” according to police.

Lohan and two other people were in the vehicle when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., Lt. Mitch McCann, media relations officer for Beverly Hills police department, said during a press conference Saturday. The star was hospitalized for minor upper chest injuries. The passengers were not hurt.

Lohan was later located by police at the Century City Hospital. Her car was found at a nearby condo complex and towed at 6:30 a.m. Police won’t say how they know that the actress was driving, but say they’re “confident” that she was.

At a press conference, Lt. Mitch McCann said: “A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked.” Police would not specify where the drugs were found.

“She was charged with a misdemeanor,” said McCann. “There is a potential for additional charges.”

No way is she walking out of this one. This girl really is dangerous.

 Lindsay Lohan's crashed Mercedes

Photos courtesy of X17




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May 26, 2007

I Think I Found Jessica’s True Calling

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Jessica Simpson / Slapped By:Harley at 15:10

Jessica Simpson's hot sporty look

At least in terms of fashion. This is really a hot look for Jessica. No boasting breasts, no over cooked hair, just plain ol’ sportswear.

I know, I’m sorry, it’s just an incredibly boring day. I’m going to get drunk now.




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Beyonce’s Ass is A Floating Device

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Beyonce / Slapped By:Harley at 11:58

Beyonce's ass floating

This is by far the best Beyonce pic I’ve seen in years. It really bring out all her good features.

 Beyonce bikini pics

You can also feast on her bikini pics, if that’s your cup of latte.

 Beyonce bikini pics

Photos courtesy of IDLYITW




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