Now that’s a couple we’d all like to see butt naked. Too bad Life&Style had to censor the good parts.
Although it’s a bit hard to tell, seems to me like Nessa isn’t providing the goods. Sans make up and a hot bikini to boost her boobs, she looks like a 13-year-old Vietnamese girls who is forced to work the American soldiers to support her family.
Photo via Dlisted
Is there an end to the complex personality disorder called Britney Spears? Yesterday Brit Brit surprised her mom, Lynne, with a letter telling her to keep away from her sons, SP and JJ. Some reports claim it is an official restraining order, some claim it was written by a lawyer and some claim it was written by Britney herself. This is from People:
Lynne Spears “has cried her heart out over the trouble between her and Britney,” says the Spears family pal. “She is brokenhearted. She wants her baby to be okay and to bring her grandkids home to Kentwood and raise them in a normal environment.”
Later, when asked by photo agency X17 what the papers were, Lynne joked, “It’s a love letter.” She ultimately clarified: “She did not serve me.”
As for what may be behind the rift between mother and daughter, the family friend tells PEOPLE: “I think Britney is angry that her family got involved in getting her into rehab.”
Normally, I would say Britney is crazy being upset with her mother for getting her into rehab, but Lynne ain’t so innocent. She’s one of those pushy moms that would do anything to get their children in show biz. She’s currently on set with Britney’s lil’ sister, Jamie Lynn (16), who’s shooting a show for Nickelodeon.
Britney doesn’t look too unhappy about the whole thing. I guess that’s part of the illness.
Well, the girls are certainly back but I don’t see much spice. I think they should call themselves Cheese Girls, and go by Posh Cheese, Sporty Cheese, Baby Cheese and… yea, you get the picture.
How on earth will these ladies perform live? Victoria seems to be in the best shape of them all and she’s made of aluminium. I do hope they have new songs coming up. This summer really needs a Spice Girls hit.
Photo courtesy of People
I don’t know how many of you had this coming, but I was completely shocked to hear that Lindsay Lohan indeed used cocaine at the night of her big car crash. TMZ is reporting:
According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had “nearly twice the legal limit” of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk.
Life in rehab seem like a lotta fun for ol’ Linds, but she probably won’t be smiling when this comes to court.
Gwen Stefani is a really famous person, yet her husband, Gavin Rossdale, is a one-hit sorta’ dude (yea, he’s a bit hot, but still…). So Gwen does what every other devoted wife would do to help her man’s career: She shamelessly promotes his ass on her T shirt.
Isn’t a bit hot for Kingston to wear these boots? He’ll do anything to look good.
Photo courtesy of People
I don’t the Chinese people are ready for this. I mean, it’s vulgar. Lucky for Christina, the rest of the world (me, for instance) is all about vulgarity.
I bet you missed Paris Hilton’s smile, havn’t you guys? Well, it’s back.
Bitch is out of the slammer. Great.
This reminds me of a couple of years ago when in Monte Carlo pop star Pink spent an entire weekend making out in public with “Terminator 3″ goddess Kristanna Loken. Which brings me to my follow up point: we need to move all women to Europe.
In this instance though it was Rosario Dawson and local actress Asia Argento; checking each other’s pockets for loose change at the Diesel Live Show party in Florence, Italy. And while it doesn’t look like those outfits had any pockets; they still look pretty loose.
Rosario Dawson has always had an exhibitionist skreak about her; having already been various states of naked in such films as Kids, Alexander, and Sin City. And while Asia Argento is primarily known here for costarring in the Vin Diesel snooze fest xXx; in Italy she’s notorious for the movie Scarlet Diva which she wrote, directed, and starred in. Featuring some of the most explicit sex scenes you’ll ever see by a mainstream actress; much of it is steamy lesbian sex pairing her with Italian porn star Selen.
Photos thanks to Televisionista
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria havn’t even officialy tied the knot (July 7th is the day), but he already seems like he’s had enough of marriage. I can’t really blame him. His fiancee maybe a first-class babe, but she’s probably a fierce bridezilla.
He looks like he’s about to say: “Dammit ho, shut that moutha’ yours. I couldn’t care less about no flower arrangements.”
BTW, OK mag reportedly paid 2 million dollars for the privilege of owning the rights for Eva and Parker’s wedding photos. That’s so not going to help them sell any paper.
Photos courtresy of People
Ewwwww! That’s just gross. Her nipples are so far apart. Is she still breastfeeding or something?
Every top, blouse or dress that Britney wore without a bra has been nipplized and should be burnt with no further delay. They should burn these boots down too. So, so fug.
Photos courtesy of Egotastic