Everyday I tell myself: “You’re not going to post any Britney Spears horror pics, no matter how trashy they are! The people need a break from this woman!”, and everyday I discover new Britney photos that forgo the previous ones.
This time it’s this terrible shot. As if Britney’s ass in a thong isn’t worse enough, she has to pose with a slut from slutsville and a male crack ho’?
My eyes will never be the same.
Photo courtesy of Egotastic
Tsk, tsk… Kirsten Dunst isn’t good at making new friends. She just moved into a 4 million dollar house in Islington, North London, and already the neighbours can’t wait to kick her out cause of her crazy parties. The Daily Mail is quoting a source saying:
“Kirsten isn’t very popular in Islington at the moment. The locals are incensed that she’s changing the tone of the area. She’s started spending nights in the local pub by herself chatting to the locals.
“When closing time comes she invites them all round to her house to continue the party. But it seems the noise levels and people coming and going at all hours is getting to her neighbours.
“They’ve had enough and apparently three families have written a petition to the council in the hope they’ll take some action.”
Uhm… what is she doing hanging alone in local pubs trying to buy strangers into being her friends? What a loser. At least she still has her fuggy boyfriend, Johnny Borrell or whatevero.
She calls out to the man on the street: “Sir, can you help me?”
Courtney Love better appreciate those paparazzi following her around. If it wasn’t for them, no one would even look at her boney ass, let alone light her ciggies.
Photos courtesy of X17
Can someone hold my hair as I’m throwing up? Britney Spears should be arrested for indecent exposure, and don’t even get me starting about these photos:
That’s how Britney’s next music video, Give Me More, will look like.
Please! Don’t give me any more!!
Chicago’s production is probably having some money problems. They can’t afford to hire someone who can sing and dance, and is also a celebrity, so they have to choose which is more important. They chose Kelly Osbourne.
Kelly will appear as Mama Morton, and will make her debut on Sept. 10th.
The airbrushed ads may confuse us into thinking Kelly is a hot fox, but how are they planning to fool the audience?
Photos via Just Jared
After reports claimed Paris Hilton smoked weed with Cisco Adler at Guy’s karaoke night, her rep Michael Sitrick quickly said: “Paris absolutely did not smoke pot Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, as I understand was reported. That report is false.”
Yea, he just forgot to mention she got stoned on Tuesday morning and Wednesday night. It’s funny how she doesn’t mind drinking booze in front of the cameras to the point where she can’t even keep her nipples to herself, but god forbid if we find out she does pot. I mean, she’s a celebrity and that’s a bad influence, right?
Britney is so trashy, she’s beautiful. After looking at so many god damn Britney Spears photos as I have, you reach a point when you realize she’s a true work of art. I think I’m at this point right now.
SP and JJ are going to be so proud when they learn how to talk and ask their mom: “Mommy, who is the guy in the picture holding your hand?” and Brit will answer: “Jeez, kids, I can’t remember!”
Photos courtesy of X17
All this time we thought Jennifer Garner was the perfect actress-mom. She’s hardly seen without lovely Violet and seems to take such a good care of her.
Well, Not! What loving mother would let her baby wear Crocs? No wonder the kid’s almost in tears. Imagine being stuck with these terrible shoes (or whatever they are), and not being able to break free! At least they’re not radiant green.
If Usher & Tameka Foster’s wedding would’ve taken place as planned, I wouldn’t have given a shit. But it didn’t. The wedding is off! All the guests that were invited to the Hamptons for the occasion were sent back to their homes. Usher’s PR issued a statement saying:
“It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.”
Eff the privacy of the matter! What the hell happend? Is Tameka the worst Bridezilla ever? she’s also pregnant, so it must’ve been hell.
Please, save little Piglet from that monster! He is my all-time favorite and I can’t bare to see Pink putting her filthy hands on him. I go to bed every night with my Piglet doll and a Piglet pillow. Oh shit, I wasn’t suppose to write that, huh?