And it’s going to do her a lot of good in this life!
Angelina took 15-months-old Shiloh to the petting zoo in Central Park yesterday. I bet when they got there all the animals were lining up to see the blessed child.
Honestly, have you ever seen a baby this beautiful? This little girl has too much hotness DNA in her. It’s bound to cause some issues sooner or later.
So there’s a “Nicole Richie is really eating healthy now that she’s pregnant” frenzy. Hence the excitment over some Jamba Juice.
I think Nicole’s favorite shake is pot and vicodin with soy milk, but she can’t have that one in her current state ’cause doctors claim soy isn’t too good for children.
Other than my usual rant, Nicole looks really hot. Pregnancy becomes her.
Photos courtesy of X17
Apparently, Kipling doesn’t want to sell anymore bags. Not only do they make this lousy new line, they brand it “Fergie Kipling Handbag” and they get the Dutchess of Fug herself to model for them. So many wrongs don’t make a right. They make me feel like barfing.
Photo via Popsugar
It’s a crazy world we live in. There’s war in the Middle East, there are natural disasters all over the planet and there’s Owen Wilson’s alleged suicide attempt. How are we supposed to stay balanced in this ever-changing madness?
We need something to cling to. Something that will always be there. Something like Courtney Love and her freaky ways. Through the worst of times and the best of times, Courtney will always stay as crazy as shit. I take comfort in that.
Believe it or not, Gwen Stefani is a 38 year-old mother! The incredible hotness that she’s got on is certainly admirable. Why doesn’t she dress like this all the time? How come only the people of Hawaii get all the fun? And why should we settle for a bikini top only?
Photos courtesy of Hollywood Tuna
That’s right, Britney. Keep giving KFed more ammo for the custody trial. I’m sure the judge will look at this pic and see “mother of the year”.
To make a long story short and less boring, Britney will release her new single, Gimme More, in the next week. I’m like, gimme less of anything that has to do with this woman!
Ne-Yo, who worked with Brit Brit on her upcoming 5th album, told Ryan Seacrest on his KISS-FM radio show that her new music is “definitely up-tempo.” He also added: “She’s gotta remind people why they love her in the first place. She’s gotta get their minds off her personal life and back on the music.”
Too late, Ne-Yo. We already forgot.
Photo via The Daily Mail
Kimberly Stewart may have been airbrushed to the point of no return for this ad, but she still looks like a dumb bimbo. You can make her prettier and sexier, but you can’t take away the stupor.
Kimbo is modelling lingerie by Ultimo. They do have nice bras, I have to say.
Photo via SOW
The TV show, right? The one she’s in right now. She just seems so happy lately, and since I absolutely don’t know Mary Kate Olsen, I can’t come up with a better explanation.
Not that it’s so far fetched. I mean, show me someone who doesn’t love Weeds.
I know he’s just visiting her beach house, but I really would like to see Paris Hilton and Kid Rock together. They’re such a good match, I don’t know what took me so long to see this. I would cry tears of joy when they do their first mutual fisting.
Amongst other fellas and dames:
Avril Lavigne, looking like an aging punk chick.
Fergie, looking cheerful and fuggish.
Megan Fox, looking sexy but cheesy.
Hilary Duff, looking annoying. So god damn annoying.
And Jessica Alba, looking amazing, but not at her best (hate that hair).