I didn’t know Zac Hanson wears a bikini bra. Oh wait, that’s not him. That’s Hayden Panettiere flashing her bra with pride for some reason.

It’s probably really vintage, cause Hayden 3.0 would never be so outgoing, but I don’t care. I hope it doesn’t qualify as child porn or anything, cause it’s not even good child porn.

Photo courtesy of The Bastardly

I’m not sure if Britney’s jeans are exploding or maybe she just forgot to zip up her fly. I get the feeling Britney’s crotch has a life of it’s own. Every once in a while it needs some fresh air, so it makes a run for it. That’s why Britney’s vagina is one of the most common things to see on the net.

Photo courtesy of X17

I guess I’m not the only one experiencing the Facebook addiction. I can compare my friends forever. I’ve been doing this my whole life in my mind, but now it doesn’t seem so nasty.

Anyways, if you’re as hooked as I am, you’d like to know about the new 8hands version, which is way friendlier for Facebook users. That’s not the only bonus. The new version has improved support for Flickr, it has a better scalability solution, greatly reduced memory usage and overall lots of fixed bugs.

Download it now and receive eternal youth for free!

you know how girls always use Halloween as an excuse to dress like total sluts? So that’s exactly what Paris Hilton is doing this year.

Paris is showing up in a different costume everyday, but the theme is always the same: whore. So up until now we have Paris as a navy whore and Alice in Wonderland being a whore.

Thing is, I don’t get why Paris is making such a big deal out of Halloween Whore Festival. She’s always looking like a whore, so basically she just threw in some stupid contact lenses.

Photo courtesy of Dlisted

Hmmm… let’s ponder this a bit, shall we?

Lindsay Lohan, who’s used to being surrounded by cameras documenting everything she does, elegantly holds in her hand a box of Ariva nicotine candies. She has two bags with her, but Lindsay wants to hold them in her hand. I guess it has nothing to do with her trying to create a clean image.

Maybe Linds simply likes the taste of these candies. She can’t give up smoking cause she’s cultivating a harsh Tara Reid voice. Besides, it wouldn’t be the same ol’ Lohan without the ashtray smell.

Photo courtesy of X17

Teri Hatcher went over the top this year for Halloween with a Queen of Hearts costume. I must admit the costume is real good, but 42-year-old Teri kinda looks like she’s 61 in it.

When those pics first caught my eye I thought this was a rerun from the Anna Nicole Smith clown video.

The really bright side of the story is Teri’s kid, 9-year-old Emerson, who went as Alice. It probably wasn’t that different from her daily routine to see her mother acting like a lunatic, evil queen.

Photos courtesy of Just Jared

I’m really bored out of my mind and this is starting to look like a slow news day, so it was very comforting to bump into Jessica Simpson’s boobs on X17. I’ll always give Jessica credit for knowing what to do with her cleavage.

After a short vacation in Egypt and doing nothing but smoking weed on the beach, I have the same problem with the bikini tan. It makes me look even sluttier than Jessica Simpson, which is incredibly difficult. OK, nuff bout me. Go back to staring at Simpson’s boobs.

B-O-O-Z-I-N-G

Denise Richards and Carmen Electra present their beautiful creation at Robert Rey’s Shapewear launch in Hollywood. Carmen was supposed to host the damn thing, but when Denise and her started giggling uncontrollably while poking each other in the poochie, someone gave them some paper and crayons and asked them to play nice. The outcome of their work kinda looks like Michael Jackson to me.

Britney Spears is a role model for Chrissy Crocker, so he’s into copycatting her in whatever she does, including those nasty upskirt shots.

Just like Britney, Chrissy keeps his kooch all shaved. If you wanna look at his cute little weewee, here’s where you go. Check out his ass, all white and smooth.

Photos via Dlisted

Jessica Simpson attended the Foo Fighters gig at the Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s fashion show yesterday. Things got out of hand and Jessica started dancing. The first to get hurt was Ken Paves, who stood right beside Simpson. The entire audience soon followed and had to be hospitalized with seizures.

You can clearly see the terror on Ken Paves’ face as he notices Jessica’s moves. This picture gives us a rare insight to what may possibly be the greatest unnatural disaster of this year.