I would like to hear if anyone in this world still thinks Paris Hilton is hot. And no, not on photoshopped magazine covers like this one. I really believe that after all the shit that she pulled, she became the antithesis of sexy.

I ran a small survay about it and asked some guys I know whether Paris Hilton was hot. They all answered that she wasn’t, but some added that they would still bone her if they had the chance. When I mentioned her snatch smells like kitty litter, they said they didn’t mind. Dumbass men.

Anywhore, bitch is on the cover of 944 mag. I read on their website that they’re searching for cover models, so I guess they’re pretty desperate. That explains how Paris got there.

Photos via Hollywood Tuna

Janet Jackson was promoting her new album Discipline at a Virgin Megastore in Hollywood. If that’s her way of promoting, she shouldn’t hope for any sales.

Someone should tell her that there’s plenty of water and there’s no need to get crazy over one bottle. Unless it’s a special bottle. Maybe that’s not water. Maybe it’s her secret formula for staying young and frisky.

Maybe that’s just how her eyes get when she slightly bends forward and all the plastic is applying too much pressure.

Photo courtesy of WWTDD

I bet Katherine Heigl’s teeth are more yellow than her hair. She smokes even more than Lohan. The weird thing is she doesn’t seem to think much of it. Celebrities are not often seen smoking (unless they’re either skanks or a junkies), but Katherine is not often seen not smoking.

I came up with some pics of Katherine inhaling on that nicotine. It took me about 3 minutes to find them cause she smokes so effing much!

BTW, if smoking keeps her mouth shut, she should smoke 3 packs every day. Her smile makes me shiver with fear. And her breath probably stinks too.

BDSM trash in it’s purest form.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Rihanna. This is a little bit too much though. I guess lame guys who get off on pinching their own nipples will dig this outfit. Maybe that’s where Rihanna is aiming at.

I never really got into that whole kinky bondage stuff. I’m an oldskool girl when it comes to these things. Why not just fuck?

pics via Egotastic

Supermodel and ultra-babe Bar Refaeli is the new face of Besni, a Brazilian clothing brand. In honor of the new role, Bar treated Sao Paulo to a visit and gave the locals a smile. I almost didn’t recoginze her with so many clothes on. She’s usually in a bikini or less.

Bar is Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. Rumor has it that everytime they’re in different time zones, Leo’s checking out other punanis. Maybe she should head back home then.

 via Just Jared

Victoria Beckham is trying to fool us all into thinking that some fan prepared this flattering card for her. We’re not dummies. Bitch did it herself and then signed it for herself.

Well, no. Of course she didn’t prepare this herslef. She asked one of her minions to do it for her while screaming orders and using her whip. Those poor minions. I think she forces them to wear clothes she designed.

I don’t know who was it that figured it’s cool to let their sweet little girl sit on Amy Winehouse’s lap while Kelly Osbourne is peeking, but I don’t think Parent of the Year is on the timetable.

Look! Amy is already victimizing the child with those terrible eyeliner smears. And what the hell is she doing in that pink wig? Usually when Britney Spears does something, it means that it’s out of style, not in style.

Pic via Just Jared

I think it’s safe to say the world divides to two different kinds of people - those Paris Hilton already slept with and those who are on her hunting list. Benji Madden, brother of Joel Madden, fiance of Nicole Richie, was recently transferred to the first group.

Paris and Benji are the new sleaze item that everyone’s talking about, and that’s mainly because they keep making out in public places. It’s an intense relationship, as always when Paris is involved.

I always hate the idea of Paris Hilton having sex, but to think of her with that pale blob is probably the worst.

I did not see that one coming. Petra Nemcona dating Sean Penn? How weird. According to page 6, these two are Hollywood’s hottest new pair (no, they’re not talking about Petra’s pair):

Newly single Sean Penn and supermodel Petra Nemcova, clearly Hollywood’s hottest new item, slipped out of L.A.’s Villa nightclub at 3:10 a.m. this morning.

The pair followed up an appearance at a CAA event two days ago with a full-on assault of coupledom tonight at Elton John’s Oscar Party (above). Sean, 47, and Petra, 28, posed on the red carpet at the singer’s AIDS Foundation fete and danced to his many hits before heading to Villa

I mean, she’s a hot piece of ass that any guy would like to nail and he’s an “experienced” bad boy that most girls would love to be seen with, but still.

via Egotastic

This is Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s “I’m Fucking Matt Damon“. A whole bunch of celebs (Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams, Pete Wentz and more) took part in this gay manifesto.

Maybe it’s more well-produced than Silverman’s version, but hers was funnier. In general, she’s a lot funnier than Kimmel and his manboobs. Actually, the manboobs are kinda funny.