That’s what the F stands for.
Some poor Filipino woman probably labored for 2 hours on Lindasy Lohan’s terrible nails. Although I won’t be surprised to find out that Lindsay did this all by herself.
Linds was seen leaving Nicole Richie’s home last night. X17 report that when Lindsay came out, she bumped into a tree and then hid her face from the cameras. Weed can do that to you.
The star dust sure runs in the family. Miley Cyrus’ grandma is a super hot fox. I’m loving her hair, I’m loving her shades - I’m loving her! If only Miley was more of a class act like her grandma.
Miley went out with the gang (her mom Tish, brother Braison, sister Noah, aunt, cousin, Mandy Jirouex and grandma hotness) to the streets of Los Angeles, probably to show off their muscle and mark their turf. I wouldn’t wanna mess with Miley’s siblings. They look fierce.
pics courtesy of Just Jared
The world is very much used to Brangelina wedding rumors, so I don’t know what to make of these new ones. Star mag claims they are as married as can be: “Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29.”
But People report that it’s all BS: “Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was ‘no wedding.’”
Why would they get married all of a sudden? It’s not like they need the money, the attention or the blessing for their unborn child. We might as well face it, these two will never get married. One less thing to worry about.
Don’t worry, Zac Efron is not planning on keeping this look. It’s just a part of his role in 17 Again. If Zac was to walk through some ghetto streets looking like that, I think the gangstas would immediately crown him as their leader, or at least as the leader’s bitch.
The thing I love most about this tough look is Zac’s eyebrows. They’re to die for.
Pic courtesy of Just Jared
40-year-old Art Price Jr. was arrested in Bellevue, Ohio, for having sex with his picnic table. Yes, that’s correct. He was boning his picnic table. A metal picnic table.
Art, married +3 kids, was dumb enough to be seen by neighbours on 4 different occasions. He was even caught on video tape while humping the poor table.
He was released on bail, and now faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school.
I hope the table is well taken care of. It might not realise that it’s not it’s fault. You don’t know what kind of shit Art was talking to it during the act. I’m sure it’s in a pretty fragile mental state.
(via Dlisted)
Paris Hilton has taken her slut-routine to a world tour and now she’s skanking up Turkey. Paris was invited to act as a judge on the Turkey 2008 beauty pageant in Istanbul. Obviously, the people in Turkey don’t read English, they keep seeing photos of this blond woman and they start thinking that maybe she’s, like, an American goddess.
Anywhore, during the pageant, a local ‘ho invited Paris to a session of lesbian belly dancing. Paris was happy to accept her invitation and started shaking her skinny ass.
I think Hillary Clinton would probably be a sexier belly dancer than Paris was. Actually, the Turkish dude on the drum with the moustache would’ve been sexier than she was.
Amy Winehouse’s heart belongs to crack Blake, and she’ll do anything to support her jailed husband. It doesn’t matter to Winehouse that he is selling her pics for smack in prison. No, ’cause she is a crackhead in love, and she’ll do anything…
I wonder how many signed photos of Amy equal one fix in jail? I wouldn’t even sell one cigarrette for her pics.
What do you do if you’re getting your nails done, you wanna keep your cell phone near by and you’re a dumb slut? You stick it up your tits, just like Janice Dickinson!
Janice doesn’t the dangerous radiation, cause fake boobs don’t get sick. They just get bigger.
Pics courtesy of X17
A guy like Eliot Spitzer never settles for just one whore. If you liked Ashley Dupre, you’re going to LOVE Kristin “Billie” Davis. The New York Post has the latest on Spitzer’s sex habits:
Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.
The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a yearlong prostitution in vestigation, law-enforcement sources said.
At the center of the new ring is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a ough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.
Davis’ alleged multimillion-dollar empire was smashed by city vice cops as she made plans to skip town. Prosecutors say she netted some $2 million last year by pimping out ladies of the night for as much as $1,000 an hour through four Web sites.
That bitch is smart! She really is a wicked model. A wicked role model.
I think we’re on the verge of a time when hookers all over the world will try to make it big by coming out as Spitzie’s girls. I bet he has a girl in every street corner.
PLAYA!
Why is Paris Hilton so far away from her blob boyfriend? I thought they were practically sewn to each other in the genitals.
Paris is escorting Benji in Cape Town, where he’s performing with Good Charlotte. In the pic they seem to be on their way to the stage, during the MyCokeFest (Paris Hilton’s entire life is a coke fest).
My guess is that Benji forbids Paris to even touch him before the concert starts, ’cause he doesn’t want her sex germs to ruin the music. Like there’s anything to ruin.