You’ve got to hand it to Mariah Carey, there may be pop stars that are younger (Miley Cyrus) and more talented (crackhead Whitney Houston) but no one has been as convincing a whore for as long as the 38-year-old Carey.

Here we see the current Mrs. Nick Cannon walking down the street wearing a skin tight blue dress with see thru nipples.

What is it with Mariah? She can afford to wear $20,000 dresses once, yet still always comes out looking like a working girl getting paid with food stamps.

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It’s a sad day today in Kazakhstan, and the gays didn’t even go back to wearing blue hats.

Ruslana Korshunova, a 20 year old supermodel from Kazakhstan, and giver of much sexy-time between Kazakhstan men and their right hoof, has fallen to her death in Manhattan’s financial district, a likely suicide.

A witness describes the grizzly scene:

“I heard what sounded like a gunshot or a bomb or an explosion. I looked down the street, and I say to the cop, “Did that person just get hit by a car?”‘ said an electricity company worker, who identified himself only as Patrick, 32, of Brooklyn.

The two men raced over to the scene. “Her arms were crushed,” Patrick told the Post. “Her head was on the left side and blood was coming out in a pool.”

Ruslana was survived by her brother and her husband, who incidentally are the same person.

Seriously though… to decide to kill herself after she had already left Kazakhstan; it’s truly a tragedy.

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Is it still an ironic tee shirt if she’s not in on the joke?

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So in case you haven’t heard, Mini Me, Verne Troyer had a sex tape stolen from his apartment, and TMZ has actually posted a preview of it. You can read more about it here.

They don’t do anything else but make out in the preview but make out and all ready I wanted to through up. But anyway, what I really wanted to know was what would motivate a girl to actually have sex with Mini Me, and the girl on the video tape has finally done a radio interview.

Her name is Ranae Shrider, she’s 22, and an aspiring model from Kentucky. She met Verne Troyer at a party at the Playboy Mansion, and while she was looking to hook up with Ian Ziering, Verne kept on asking for her number and eventually she relented. And just in case you don’t believe Shrider was already thinking small, let me repeat that - Ian Ziering was her “A” plan! (more…)

Adriana Lima, the stunning supermodel who famous has fibbed admitted she’s still a virgin is engaged currently engaged to Marco Jaric a third string NBA player. The Minnesota Timberwolve proposed to her on her 27th birthday and she accepted. And if Lima kept her vow, it’s not even because of his big feet.

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing personal against Jaric. It’s just when one of the worst players on one of the worst teams in America gets engaged to one of the most beautiful women in the world, well someone has compromising photos of someone prettier.

So I was pretty excited to find these photos because after Kobe Bryant raped a white chick cheated on wife Vanessa, he bought her a $4 million dollar diamond ring and I’ve never seen an ass worth $4 million dollars before.

Don’t get me wrong Vanessa Bryant can definitely fill out a bikini, but the truth is her ass could sag lower than Laker’s owner’s Jerry Buss’ busted toupee and Kobe would have still bought her that rock. Why?

KOBE GOT MARRIED WITHOUT A PRE-NUP! Seriously, if Vanessa ever does decide to divorced him, she’d be able to buy the Lakers and you just know her first order of business would involve the words “Shaquille O’Neal” and “Lakers New General Manager”…

Apparently Hugh Hefner really hasn’t ever met a blonde he didn’t like.

Steven Watts has just penned a new biography of Hefner based on extensive access to Hefner and his personal papers that reveals among other things the old man is no stranger to the man on man blowjob.

“Hefner’s thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience,” Watts writes. “One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he ‘thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex].”

Watts also disclosed that Hefner once had a foursome with his brother and their wives… in the sex industry, I guess that’s what qualifies as nepotism.

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Want to throw a successful party on a budget? When you invite anorexics, there will always be enough to eat!

Anyway, it seems pretty inevitable that Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie would hang in the same circles… confirmed by this series of photos that just appeared on PhotoBucket.

I don’t know the specifics but it appears the occasion was some sort of pinata birthday, possibly Mary-Kate’s recent 22nd, and while it’s hard to believe Joel Madden has ever been invited anywhere, he was also in attendance. (more…)