I don’t remember black tights being part of the Wonder Woman outfit, but if we’ve learned anything from Ray J and Reggie Bush, it’s that Kim Kardashian never misses an opportunity to put a little bit of mocha in her latte.

Karshashian was playing host at a Halloween party at the Stone Rose Lounge in Beverly Hills; and among the celebrities that Kim was able to rope in with her lasso of truth was Dancing With The Stars costars Lance Bass, Cheryl Burke, and Karina Smirnoff.

Not to suggest that the Stone Rose Lounge wasted it’s money in getting Kim to host, but when Karshashian’s own mother is the fourth most famous person there, that probably means your party sucks.

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After being spotted cleaning himself with wet wipes on the set of High School Musical 3, Zac Efron has recently found himself battling a rumor that he never showers, which he denies:

“…Zac tells Moviefone.com, “I assure you I showered this morning - minutes before I got here.

“And I do it every day. Sometimes twice. So, that’s kind of funny. But my dad was kind of like razzing me for it. I can’t help but laugh!”

The whole thing is especially ridiculous considering Efron is so metrosexual he won’t even leave the house with pimple on his face; but Disney is apparently taking it seriously enough that they’re auctioning off photos from a deleted shower scene with him from High School Musical 3 on ebay.

Sounds really suspicious; after all what would a half naked shower scene be doing in a “G” rated movie anyway but you can check out for yourself what Disney is selling here.

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If you thinking having to wear matching outfit as kids is a pain in the ass, being twins as adults is apparently even more complicated.

Star Magazine is reporting that the two flat chested Ashley Olsen is contemplating getting some work done and wants to take Mary-Kate with her under the knife:

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous,” says one source. “And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.”

“But instead of jumping at the idea of going up a cup, Mary-Kate was “horrified” by her sister’s request, says the source. “She told Ashley no way! Mary-Kate hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley. It drives her nuts. Anyway, she’s into that flat look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage, so she’d rather be smaller and more stylish.”

Or there’s the option of Ashley just telling the truth about having plastic surgery.

A celebrity actually telling the truth about plastic surgery? Yeah… never mind.

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I don’t know if 15 or 16 is too old for trick or treating, but when you’re famous I guess you’ve already gotten into the habit of getting free stuff. Here’s Selena Gomez answering the question whether or not she still trick or treats:

“Yes, absolutely!… Me and my best friend Demi Lovato have a tradition that we’ve been doing ever since I can remember… We actually wear masks… so it’s so funny because people don’t even know we’re walking by them.”

Selena continues to talk about how she’s planning on going as June Carter Cash for this Halloween and while I don’t know who Demi Lovato is going as, I did find this demi lovato photo gallery from a Halloween past:

(Just don’t ask me what the hell that costume is.)

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Andrea Feick, a 19-year-old American fashion student swears, swears that these pictures of her sitting on Bono’s lap, leaking from Andrea’s own Facebook are just of a friendly nature but on what planet is a girl 30 years younger than you in your lap, fall under the just friends category?

Here’s Feick’s half assed official denial:

“No…God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.”

“That’s pretty much it”? “Not going to get into details”? Why didn’t she just add a “wink, wink” at the end.

Anyway these pictures were taken on the South of France while Bono was on vacation with fellow Irish singer Simon Carmody on a yacht owned by U2 guitarist The Edge. There’s been no statement by 19-year-old Hannah Emerson, the other girl in the picture but the only person I want want to hear from is Ali Hewson - Bono’s wife of 26 years.

Because you just know she has some choice words to share.

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Someone get Joe Eszterhas to write a screenplay for this bitch!

After seeing these pictures of 90210 actress AnnaLynne McCord doing PR for some pirate themed pirate Vegas show I’m convinced that she’s the second cumming of Ms. Nomi Malone.

Looks at that fierce tranny posing! I know the idea of a Showgirls remake might seem sacrilegious but there’s always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs… and McCord is totally the anorexic to fit into Elizabeth Berkley’s syphilitic G string.

But there’s only Cristal Conners darlin’. If they do greenlight a remake that part is Gina Gershon’s alone - provided she does enough cocaine to get back in shape.

(Cocaine - it’s great for the muscles.)

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I mean it’s horrific, but someone needs to find a silver lining in this mess - right?

Jennifer Hudson, who’s father had already died when she was a teenager, is now an orphan after her mother and brother were fatally shot over the weekend in a dispute over a car. The suspect in custody is the estranged husband of Jennifer Hudson’s sister and Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew is still missing and unaccounted for.

Hopefully the child will be returned soon and alive because Angelina Jolie aside, that would be the only positive to take out of this truly tragic situation.

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Never has so much been made out of a garment so little.

Lindsay Lohan has just been fired from the set of Ugly Betty, after a scene where star America Ferrera was supposed to depants Lindsay, only to find Lindsay had forgot to put on her skank-panties that day, and was completely naked from the waist down.

A friend of Lindsay’s dispute’s the charge:

“Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

How great a defense is that? Lindsay wears underwear all the time now!

The friend goes on to explain how Ferrera went all Means Girls on Lindsay and got her fired. Meanwhile Ugly Betty insiders claim Lindsay’s entourage and star attitude were responsible for her dismissal. Regardless of who was at fault, only 4 of Lindsay’s scheduled 6 episodes will end up seeing the light of day.

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With Michael Jackson essentially forced out of his expensive Neverland Mansion it looks like Wacko Jacko has downgraded to terrorizing the middle class. He and his brood of mutant albino children have apparently moved to Las Vegas, across the street from one  Wasden Elementary School, and believe it or not the local parents aren’t happy about it:

“One said: “Some parents say they don’t want their children near Jacko.

“They say he can see the kids getting on the school bus from his house.” 

The fact that Michael Jackson lives across from an elementary school doesn’t shock, he is a pedo after all, but he’s actually staying there as a guest of developer Steve Wynn, who hopes Jackson will stage a comeback show at his hotel.

If this doesn’t work how is Wynn going lure Jackson into the hotel… offer him a warm up performance by the middle school urinals?

The only gift Wynn should be giving him is a bus ticket out of town.

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So apparently John Mayer was watching a Friends episode from 1995 or something, and thought that Jennifer Aniston is the same one he was dating, not the damaged goods Brad Pitt dumped, and he decided he want her back. Star Magazine reports Jennifer agreed, providing that Mayer finally put a ring on her cobwebbed finger:

“…she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed. They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”

Anyway, Aniston was spotted hand in hand with John Mayer at his 31st birthday party earlier in the week so at least they’re back on speaking terms. But personally I think Aniston is too scarred of ending up alone to threaten anyone with an ultimatum just leaked this story to the press; hoping it would nudge Mayer into actually proposing.

Expect a couple of weeks of semi discrete booty calls, before John Mayer has his publicist issue a cruel “just friends” statement to the press.

(What’s a cleaner breakup than denying you were ever together?)

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