You know that “scandalous” photoshoot that Miley Cyrus did for Vanity Fair and how much she regreted doing it? Yeah… not so much.

Apparently not only would she jump at the chance to work with Annie Leibovitz again, but Miley wants to become Annie Leibovitz (minus the middle age lesbian part I assume):

“I do want to come to London to study photography. I hear there are some really great art schools, so I would love to do that. I got to work with an amazing photographer. Leibovitz was amazing and so talented,” the 16-year-old says. “And that’s what I want to do with my life. I would love to be a photographer. I would love to work with her again.”

Anyway, if your interested to find out how Miley would fair as a photographer that’s her work above. She can’t even hold a camera straight but at least she picked an interesting subject matter.

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What a hot bitch! Here’s 63-year-old Helen Mirren working a 2 piece while on vacation in Hawaii. Anyway, because I have no idea what else to say about seeing your grandmother in a bikini; here’s Helen’s recent comments about rape trials in England. Mirren has previously admitted to getting date raped when she was younger, yet oddly she’s lashing out at females:

“In a rape case the courts — in defense of a man — would select as many women as they could for the jury, because women go against women. Whether in a deep-seated animalistic way, going back billions of years, or from a sense of tribal jealousy or just antagonism, I don’t know. But other women on a rape case would say she was asking for it. The only reason I can think of is that they’re sexually jealous.”

So here you are ladies, Helen Mirren’s hot piece of ass. Anyone jealous?

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Do you remember these naked photos of Adrienne Bailon that she leaked to the press? At the time she claims that they were pictures taken from her stolen laptop but ever since her PR stooge revealed that it was all just a publicity stunt, Adrienne and the rest of The Cheetah Girls were first banned from The Macy’s Day parade and their phone hasn’t rung since. Thus, they’ve just announced that they’re breaking up December 22, the last day of their current tour.

So why did Adrienne’s plea for attention backfire so dramatically when similar leaked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus only further cement their “It” girl status? Because Hudgens and Miley were 14 or 15 at the time and Bailon at 25 is practically a grandmother in the pedophilia driven world of the music industry.

Her real crime wasn’t lying about those photos, it was not lying about her age.

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If there was one person who was going to become a breakout star of the new 90210 reboot I was always convinced that it was going to be AnnaLynne McCord. Well it turns out I was wrong, but that doesn’t she’s stopped trying. Here she is making out with her girlfriend from central casting.

How do i know the girl she’s planting one on is a plant? Let’s put it this way, in a real lesbian relationship like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, they’ve been dating for over a year and still won’t officially acknowledge their relationship, but AnnaLynne McCord?

She’s so desperate for attention, she’s literally putting up signs.

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For all of President George Bush’s incompetence the one thing he hasn’t been accused of screwing up the last 8 years is his own sobriety. It looks like now he can cross that off the list too.

Bush was caught in this photograph at the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit drinking a Pisco Sour, the very alcoholic national drink of Peru. Maybe he accepted the beverage trying to avoid an international incident like the time his dad threw up at a state dinner in Japan.

Or maybe he didn’t realize what it was until it was already in his mouth.. you know how he feels about pulling out. Most likely though President Push still hasn’t realized what he drank; after all his amazing powers of perception is what got our economy in this mess in the first place.

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It looks like for Liberals, or really for any human being who can actually walk on two legs, Christmas just came 30 days early this year. Richard Johnston of Page Six is reporting that Ann Coulter has literally just had her jaw wired shut.

There’s no word yet if she broke her jaw or if her oral surgeon just got sick of listening to her.

Coulter of course isn’t the only celebrity to ever get her mouth wired shut, fellow loudmouth Kanye West also had the procedure done following his near fatal car accident, which he talked about on the classic “Through The Wire” track.

Muteness really wouldn’t affect Kanye’s ability to be annoying however, seeing how he already writes all his blog posts ONLY USING CAPS!!!

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Carrie Fischer, who’s already turned her life into the semi-autobiographical novel “Postcards From The Edge” is now releasing an official memoir, and between discussing LSD with Cary Grant and being married to Paul Simon, she has a surprisingly large amount to say about Star Wars undergarments:

“Remember the white dress I wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: ‘You can’t wear a bra under that dress.’

‘OK, I’ll bite,’ I said. ‘Why?’ And he said: ‘Because … there’s no underwear in space.”

“He said it with such conviction. Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

He explained. ‘You go into space and you become weightless. Then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

So what ended up happening is everyday someone from the crew would put duct tape on Carrie Fisher’s  breasts, which sounds painful but not nearly as bad as if they had to do the same thing to Chewbacca.

(Just imagine the sound of sheepdog getting a bikini wax; seriously you wouldn’t want to be in the room for that.)

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But not whore, let me explain. Sarah Symonds is apparently a professional homewrecker who wrote a book called “Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman” a how-to about becoming better at being bad. It even landed her on talk shows; she’s like the most famous other woman to land on Oprah since Angelina Jolie.

Anyway, News of the World just caught Sarah coming out of a London hotel room with Gordon Ramsay, and the celebrity chef couldn’t have picked a worse woman to cheat on Tana, his wife of 12 years with. In her tell all Symonds writes about how “A friend of mine was having an affair with a world- famous TV chef, well-known on both sides of the Atlantic for both his bad language and his good food.”

It seems like the only part Symonds was lying about was she was the friend. Sources tell News of the World that the affair between the two began in 2001 and has been going on and off for years.

Now Gordon’s a pretty rich man but provided his wife reads the Sunday newspaper I have a feeling he’s going to be worth about half of what he worth yesterday.

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Apparently, Tila Tequila is being replaced on the A Shot of Love franchise with Rikki and Vikki Ikki, identical twins who both claim to be bisexual. The retooled show, now called A Double Shot of Love, will still have 12 girls and 12 guys as contestants, but instead of there being one couple at the end, they’ll be two with both Rikki and Vikki getting to pick a reality show contestant to take home.

Anyway, since Tila Tequila is only bisexual if that’s a synonym for attention whore, I was curious about the odds of both identical twins having the same sexual orientation so I actually did some research. Apparently if one identical twin is gay, there’s a 50% chance that the other identical twin will be also. In non identical twins that statistic drops to 22% though if one of the fraternal twins is adapted, the chances the other one will turn out gay drops to only 11% - with that study at least suggesting that homosexuality is a combination of nature and nurture.

Don’t get me wrong, just like everyone else on MTV, The Ikki Twins are probably still faking being bisexual; I’m just saying that they aren’t, science seems to suggest that both of them are likely telling the truth.

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That’s right, not since Sylvester and Frank Stallone has Hollywood seen such fraternal star power!

Meet Erran Baron Cohen, brother Sacha and the composer of the scores of such varied projects as Da Ali G Show, the Borat movie, and the upcoming Bruno movie (Pictured with his meal ticket above). But apparently now he’s releasing a non Sacha related project, the upcoming CD “Songs in the Key of Hanukkah”, which remakes popular holiday songs.

Since I’ve been obsessed for years with the idea of a Jewish Frank Stallone, here’s Erran’s explanation of what inspired the project:

“Well, the idea is sort of one of the more unusual projects I have been involved with. To take Hanukkah, which is a great festival that I always enjoyed as a kid singing all the songs. I remember we had this terrible record our parents played with children singing slightly off tune to a really old piano player. As the years went on, I realized they were all really bad tunes and all badly played. So the idea was to use story of Hanukkah and take some of the music of it and update it to make it really cool.”

I checked on Amazon.com and currently it’s only the 2,390 best selling item in their music section. So it’s not even selling Frank Stallone numbers yet but by the Hanukkah rolls around I’m confident Erran will have arrived as the superstar artist  he is destined to become.

(Which if actually true, would be a way bigger miracle than a lamp burning for 8 days.)

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