Come on, Eddie Murphy… White women? What’s a matter, trannies aren’t good enough for you anymore?
Anyway, here’s Murphy in St. Barts, entertaining two women who probably weren’t even alive when he was still famous.
If there’s any justice in the world, Eddie now has to pretend he’s Charlie Murphy in order to get laid. I’m Rick James bitch- that shit was funny!
For someone with that haircut, Robert Pattinson has a surprisingly small sense of humor.
US Magazine is reporting that at a December 16th show at The Improv at Hollywood, Pattinson booed a comic who joked, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” and then collapsed while he faked convulsions. Here’s how the eyewitness saw it:
”Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him,” the source tells Us Weekly. “[Pattinson screamed] f–k you! You suck!”
Look, I’m not saying that the joke is funny, because it’s not especially but leave the fangs at home. So the guy made a joke that didn’t work, did you ever do anything that was funny? (Okay I saw Twilight… I mean intentionally funny.)
Pattinson starred in one hit movie, which when you adjust for inflation didn’t even sell as many tickets as Patch Adams. He needs to keep the size of his swollen head in check - no one cares what you think.
Lost underneath layers of tacky clothing and an annoying personality is the fact that Katy Perry probably has the hottest body of any pop star since pre-knocked up/going crazy Britney Spears.
Seriously, do you see those abs? That’s what Pink would look like if she could scrap the fugly off her face.
Anyway, here she is from what I guess was her Christmas vacation in Mexico. It’s traditionally a holiday you spend in cold weather, but I guess if I had a body like Katy’s I’d spend Christmas in a bikini too.
So ever since Barack Obama announced that Hillary Clinton is going to be his Secretary of State, Caroline Kennedy has accomplished the amazing feat of blatantly campaigning for her Senate seat without once actually talking to the press… that is until now. Speaking to a grand total of four reporters for The New York Times, Caroline, who’s never run for public office in her life, explains what she uniquely has to offer New York State:
“You know, I think that I could advocate for New York, I think that we are losing a very visible, very strong, very powerful advocate in Hillary Clinton, and I think it’s to New York’s advantage to have somebody who can, you know, bring attention to New York, you know, bring four people from The New York Times here to the coffee shop (laughter) and really put that to work for average people. This is not, you know, about me, it’s about what I can do to, you know, help New York get its fair share, help working families, travel the state, bring attention to what is going on up there. So that’s why I think I would be good.”
So basically she’s just claiming that because she’s the only person who’s as famous as Hillary Clinton, she’s the only advocate for New York legislators will listen to. You’d have to be blind to buy that argument, but unfortunately New York governor David A. Paterson legally is, so… you never know.
Other than that the ten page interview reads like an awkward first date. Caroline was relatively articulate without sounding overly committed, like if the seat is handed to her great, if not it’s no skin off her back. Even for a Kennedy she has an annoying sense of entitlement.
But what I really want to know is who took Nikki Cox’s original lips… seriously she’s on 30 but has had so much work done she looks like Joan Rivers older sister.
Anyway, in a romantic gesture meant to coincide with the second anniversary of their wedding, Jay Mohr has filed papers in LA Superior Court to legally change his name to Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr. He’d probably have changed it to Mohr Cox, but you know, just in case his future kids don’t want to be home schooled until they’re 18, Cox Mohr seems more merciful.
Of course their relationship will never get to kids if Cox ever lands another network series. On Unhappily Ever After she dated TV brother Kevin Connolly before having a 5 year(!) engagement to another Ever After costar Bobcat Goldthwait. Next when she was on Las Vegas she got her collagen lips on Josh Duhamel before Fugly Fug did before finally settling on Mohr, who was a Vegas guest star.
The girl is a serial costar fucker.
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Two teens stars caught in out in public doing absolutely nothing to each other… with a huge table separating them!
Okay, this picture of Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas out on a dinner date isn’t exactly scandalous, but it’s the day after Christmas, and Christmas seems to be the one day even celebrities behave themselves.
(Okay, Courtney Love picked a fight with the Kardashian family, but I said celebrities, not people who used to be famous ten years ago.)
Some site I’ve never heard of is claiming without knowing the details, that Balthazar Getty has just been fired from the hit show Brothers and Sisters. While normally I wouldn’t put too much stock in an unsubstantiated accusation, this has been brewing for a while. In a blind item posted December 2nd, Michael Assiello of Entertainment Weekly wrote about a squinting actor who had been on a successful TV show since the beginning, that was about to get fired due to a combination of budget cuts and general on the set unfriendliness.
Meanwhile E! published a piece on December 18th, about how Balthazar had completely alienated everyone behind the scenes on Brothers and Sisters, with his general moodiness and demanding nature, while at the same time becoming increasingly more prone to forgetting his lines. To make matters worse, remember that extramarital affair with Sienna Miller that destroyed his marriage? Miller had been dating Getty’s Brothers and Sister costar Mathew Rhys before him.
All of which led to a situation where the producers of Brothers and Sisters though everyone would be better off if the show went forward without Getty’s presence. Sorry Balthazar, I’d like to say you’ll be missed but apparently that’s not the case.
Is it just me or are all of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends starting to look alike?
Oh wait, the new ones are identical twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon but really I can’t be expected to remember their names, when the only way they can remember their “boyfriend’s” name is by body painting it onto their chest.
But don’t think I’m one of those people who’s going to get on Hef’s case for dating 19-year-olds… look all the woman his own age died in the late 19th century and what is he going to do, date woman his daughter’s age? That’s just weird.
Anyway, this image is from Hef’s annual Christmas card where he updates you what he has to be thankful for, and what you have to be jealous of.
What is this - everyone who works with Mark Ronson has to go on topless Caribbean vacation for Christmas? Just a day after Amy Winehouse showed up on the beach baring everything but her bottom beehive, Lily Allen does the the same thing.
Speaking of Amy’s wig, am I the only one who notices that she and Nick Jonas are dead ringers for each other when she takes it off?
Okay, well not exactly the same, at least not accessories wise. Even if aside from the obvious, I can’t imagine Winehouse going around wearing a promise ring. I mean she’d pawn her own teeth, if she could stay awake long enough to pull them out.
Goodbye Guy Ritchie - hello random affairs with inappropriately young Latin men. Seriously, this one looks like 6 months removed from being in kiddie porn; I hope Madonna carded him before making him eat the cobwebs between her legs.
Anyway, his name is Jesus Luz and he’s a Brazilian model she met on a photoshoot for W magazine in Rio de Janeiro. Grandma Spice liked him so much she decided to invite him along for the rest of her Sweet and Sticky tour. I’m not sure what his job title on the tour is but seeing how not running away while a senior citizen humps your leg technically isn’t a skill, I have to assume he’s qualified.
And if you’re still rooting for the Alex Rodriguez relationship, don’t worry, as any Kabbalist can tell you, Madonna is not exclusive to Jesus, as the two are still free to date other people.