I don’t get it, I though pot use was supposed to make people underachievers.

14 time Golf Olympian Michael Phelps might have just put his career in jeopardy after News Of The World just published photos of the world class swimmer smoking a bong assumed to have cannabis in it. Under the Olympic rule book, athletes caught taking drugs, not just performance enhancing drugs are banned for 4 years from competition, which if he was found guilty would prohibit Phelps from defending his 8 gold medals in the 1012 London games.

The incriminated photo was taken of Phelps last November 6, when he was visiting his then girlfriend Jordan Mathews at the University of South Carolina. While Phelps has taken and passed countless drug tests in the past; November is essentially the off season for swimmers so he must have assumed that wasn’t an issue. Here’s an anonymous eye witness who was at the house party Phelps crashed:

“He was out of control from the moment he got there. You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Sounds like he had reason.  It looks even a swimmer as great as Phelps can get caught, in over their head.

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Now don’t get me wrong, I hate Miley Cyrus just as much as the next gal; her day job wreaks of nepotism, and as for her personality, she can shove that purity ring up her vajayjay for all I care; but the one part of her life I think isn’t fair is with the paparazzi.

I mean even if you get past the part of sleazy middle age men following around every single one of her farts, these creeps are making her break that unwritten celebrity rule: How is she never supposed to be seen wearing the same outfit twice when the paps are even photographing her in the changing room?

Any by the way, if you’re wondering how people can post side book pics of a 16-year-old Miley Cyrus without the kiddy porn issue coming up, here’s the reason. Porn has the intent to arouse and the only person who could get aroused by  Miley’s chimpmonk face is Billy Ray.

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Where you confused about Scottish actor’s Ross McCall last minute breakup with Jennifer Love Hewitt, just months before their wedding date?

Rich Cronin, the lead singer of the 90’s boy band LFO, who himself had a shaky two year relationship with Jennifer, shed a little light on what’s it’s like to date Hewitt during an appearance of Howard Stern. Hewitt told gave Cronin a ring and said they’d be together forever, but here found out that 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons was told the same thing:

“Jeff goes, ‘Hey, you and me have something in common… Jennifer Love Hewitt,” recalled Cronin, who said Timmons received the same Cartier ring. “I had always asked her about that. ‘Did you ever get with this guy?’ [And she was like,] ‘No, no, no.’ So when that happened, I was lost. This was two years ago. It was rough, man.”

It gets even worse. Here’s how Cronin was actually dumped after a two year relationship:

“She was in New York doing a movie, and I get a phone call from someone at my record company. They go, ‘Rich, get Us Weekly. It just came out,” Cronin said. “[I’m thinking] maybe there is something cool about me.

“No, it was a f–cking thing about Jennifer Love Hewitt in New York City… with seven guys.”

Hewitt dumped Cronin shortly after.

“I was on the bed having a panic attack, so I called her up and was like, ‘Do you have something to say to me?’ I was the girl in this relationship.

“And she goes, ‘Listen, don’t you f–king call me up like this when I am at work. If you believe that bulls–t, shame on you.’ She hung up.”

She called him back coldly three days later, saying that she was out of this relationship right before going on The Tonight Show and that was it. She goes hot and cold, and I guess she just went cold on new ex-fiance Ross McCall too.

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I’m kind of surprised by this, I didn’t even think Lady Gaga was human, let alone female but if you look closely at this picture you’ll notice she’s both, thanks to the tampon string poking out of her short shorts.

At least I guess that’s what this means; I could be a gynecologist, forearm deep in her gaga, covered in menstrual blood, and I still wouldn’t be fully convinced that’s not a guy. Something about her just screams tranny…

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I’ve always thought it was kind of irrelevant Clay Aiken was gay because I couldn’t imagine anyone but little old grandmothers wanting to fuck him anyway. Well, apparently that’s wrong because Gayken does have a boyfriend and he’s actually kind of cute.

Fame… it’s the great equalizer for ugly people.

Anyway, his name is Reed Kelly and he’s a backup dancer in Spamalot, the Broadway musical staring Aiken that just closed this month. They’ve been dating for a little under a year.

(It turns out even the gays on Broadway take advantage of chorus girls.)

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This has to be the most conceited whore the history of the oldest profession.

Natalie Dylan, the not real name of the 22-year-old who’s auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder to pay for grad school, is saying not so fast. Even though an anonymous Australian businessman is offering $3.7 million to uncross her legs, Natalie’s saying that she’s gotten so much interest from movie producers and book publishers thanks to the free press, that she might become rich even if she backs out:

“I’m going to keep this auction open because these offers are very lucrative… I’m doing this for money and I haven’t signed anything yet… It’s quite possible I could make a $1million without doing it… If I get enough money I won’t do it. It’s not something I anticipated from the beginning but these deals are impressive.” 

Once thing Natalie says she won’t do, despite lucrative offers is porn. I say bullshit. I don’t care how much money Dylan gets for it; once her virginity finally is gone she’ll be doing hardcore porn within a week.

She’s just not the type to turn her back on a buck.

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You know those New Year’s resolutions that no one ever keeps? Katy Perry’s is even more flimsy.

Here’s what she told TV Guide:

“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year… No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”

First of all her cat Kitty Purry is the only pussy she’s ever been interested in anyway. Second of all,she just broke up with Gym Class Heroes lead singer Travis McCoy. Let’s wait oh, another two weeks and see how well that resolution held up. And third of all, according to every dictionary everywhere celibacy refers to “refraining from sexual relations”, which explicitly isn’t kissing.

What can I say; great at being a fake lesbian but not that bright.

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Are long national nightmare is over! No, not that the inept George Bush is finally being replaced with Obama today; that the Cold War between Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas has finally thawed.

Together on stage for the ending of the Kids’ Inaugural Concert on the Disney Channel, Nick makes his way over, first embracing Demi Lovato in a hug she clearly initiated, then moving on to Miley, as they share a briefly, though clearly intimate hug.

Does this mean they’re actually getting back to together? Um… hell no. Just that they can finally be trusted to be in the same room together without sticking knives in each other’s backs.

Anyway, you can see video of the hug here.

I’ve heard that a lot of woman that get into porn have been sexually molested in the past, but by an orangutan? That’s one of the many unique things about Kelli McCarty, the 1991 Miss USA and cast member on the soap opera Passions for 7 years, who’s just made the transition to porn. McCarty, who often worked opposite a real orangutan on the soap opera, has noted how orangutans are very sexual creatures and often during takes it would try fondling her butt crack.

Anyway, now the 39-year-old McCarty is making a living getting her butt fondled by members of her own species as she’s signed on as the starring MILF in the Vivid porno “Faithless”. Explaining the bizarre decision for an aging mainstream actress to decide to do hardcore porn, Kelli explains simply,“I enjoy acting,and I really like sex … so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.” (more…)