She’s either actually female or a drag queen rich enough to have bought implants.

Never has there been such gender speculation, especially about someone who supposedly was once a professional stripper, as there has been about Lady Gaga, who even took her name from a Queen song. I mean what’s more gay than Freddy Mercury?

(Mercury want-to-bees Mika and Adam Lambert, but that’s not really the point.)

However from this March 17th nipple slip during a signing in Portland, it appears Lady Gaga really is a LADY Gaga. Okay maybe not a lady, a real lady would probably remember to put on a blouse when going out in public, but at the very least she’s female.

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Wondering if sort of American Idol front runner Adam Lambert is gay or not? Um… he’s on American Idol, that’s not a big enough clue?

But seriously, this one is no Seacrest closet case; Adam Lambert couldn’t be more out if you poured water on him, rolled him up in a blanket, and stomped on him in Clay Aiken’s six inch heels.

Here are some pictures of Adam from his own website of Lambert kissing a guy, completely in drag, and of him decked out in some sort of Mad Max/Village People outfit from Burning Man.

(Burning Man… it’s not just a venereal disease anymore.)

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