Screech blows off Saved by The Bell reunion
If anyone was going to bail on a Saved By The Bell reunion, who would have guessed Screech would be the one with something better to do?
The official reason Dustin “Screech” Diamond refused to participate in the Saved By The Bell reunion staged by People Magazine is that he’s no longer close with his castmates. The unofficial reason? He was never close to his castmates.
While all the other actors were playing tongue hokey with each other off the set (oh you know that Zach/Slater hook up totally happened); Diamond couldn’t get any of the girls to even fart in his general direction.
And who wants be reminded what a complete loser they were in high school? Especially, now when his life has degenerated into selling t-shirts to save his house, or the odd appearance as the angriest fat guy on Celebrity Fit Club, a show with nothing but belligerent has beens.
Dustin can’t go back to high school because he’s never left it. While everyone else on the show grew up to have real careers, Diamond’s spent his entire life acting like a roll of used toilet paper trying to prove that he’s not the awkward geek we watched growing up. No, he’s the asshole geek.
Brilliant job, idiot.
