This has got to be like the greatest thing ever. In response to Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California passing, photographer Adam Bouska has started a grassroots protest, where he takes pictures of celebrities with the phrase”NO H8″ painted on their face and duck-tape over their mouths.

The campaign is idiotic, not because I disagree with their cause, just because the time to mobile people about Proposition 8 would have been before the thing passed, when whining could have actually accomplished something. Still, there’s almost a fetish quality to these photos, like after a hard day’s work I just want to lay back with a glass of wine, spread my legs, and imagine I live in a world where these dumb-fuck celebrities aren’t able to open their mouths.

Though, as euphoric the words “Tila Tequila, you shot at speaking has ended” would make me, I have no idea how duck-tapping peoples mouth’s promotes tolerance and understanding. It makes about as much sense, as if PETA, wanting to raise awareness about violence against animals, had an ad campaign where Tila Tequila was sliced and diced open like the Vietnamese cow that she is.

Anyway, the most ironic of the photographs is probably this one of Isaiah Washington, who was probably the only model to arrive at the photo shoot already gagged. I don’t know what his agent said to get him to appear pro gay marriage, but I believe his sincerity just about as much as I believe Tila Tequila is really bisexual.

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Heather Mills, who’s been living in object subject poverty since only getting $50 million after dis-hinging her claws from Paul McCartney, has apparently been keeping herself busy by creating a new fashion line. The ridiculously titled “Be@one” is eco-conscious clothing that re-staples trashed garments to make people look like beached whales.Which I guess would make the peg legged Heather the Captain Ahab of this analogy, but I guess you already knew that.

Considering they wouldn’t even speak to each other, it’s kind of surprising Mills would leave that marriage trying to be Stella McCartney, but it could be worse. If you thought Linda was a bad musician; we can only image what Heather’s harpie wail would sound like recorded.

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Here’s Ricky Martin on the beach of Miami (shock) with his twin sons but not their mother (double shock). Actually Martin had Valentino and Matteo through a segregate uterus, and now they’re born, he’s wants to make sure the first vagina they saw will be the last:

“I don’t have a nanny. I’m doing this on my own because I don’t want to miss a moment. I’m the one who changes the diapers, the one that feeds them, the one that bathes them, the one that puts them to sleep.”

Which I guess is Ricky’s way of saying career being what it is, he’s got a lot of free time. How can he claim to be turning his back on his career when he doesn’t even have the most famous version of “She Bangs”? Seriously, I think William Hung has released more album in English than him.

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