So it’s been a painfully slow news day everywhere that is except for Israel, where their Prime Minister Ehud Olmert resigned today for no apparently reason. Israeli governments have a higher turnover rate than French Fry cooker station at a McDonald’s but whatever… this is Celeb Slap not Politician Slap.

Anyway, now that there’s the job opening, Israelis could do worse than considering the Israeil born Bar Rafaeli, shown here vacationing in St. Tropez.

Yeah I know at age 23 she’s a little young, and the government would have to adjust their military budget just to afford her appearance fee but look what they’d be getting: the first female Prime Minister ever and yes I’m including Golda Mier.

The Middle East Peace Crisis would be solved in five minutes, seriously do you think there’s a single Arab leader who would have a problem negotiating with the Israeli Prime Minister if this is what an Israeli Prime Minister looked like? The talking points would quickly shift from how to divide Jerusalem to if they throw in half of Saudi Arabia, would Rafaeli consider spending a week on their private yacht.

(And if that didn’t work, Bar could always open her supermodel Rolodex and appoint Naomi Campbell as her new Minister of Defense. The Israeli military is one thing, but Palestinians do not want to mess with a PMS-ing model with a receding hair line. Trust me.)

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European clothing company, Tally Weijl, chose Bar Refaeli to be the face and body that match their tag line - Totally Sexy. I can’t say I disagree.

The pirate pic is super hot. Chicks is pirate costumes is always a good thing. If I understand correctly, Tally Weijl sell hooker-clothing. Maybe Bar’s natural look was too classy for them, so they skanked her a bit with those curls. And their clothes.

I love the bunnies in the backround. Make bunny-love, not war.

Pics via Egotastic

Supermodel and ultra-babe Bar Refaeli is the new face of Besni, a Brazilian clothing brand. In honor of the new role, Bar treated Sao Paulo to a visit and gave the locals a smile. I almost didn’t recoginze her with so many clothes on. She’s usually in a bikini or less.

Bar is Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. Rumor has it that everytime they’re in different time zones, Leo’s checking out other punanis. Maybe she should head back home then.

 via Just Jared

Being Leonardo DiCaprio sure has it’s advantages. For one thing, having a hottie like Bar Refaeli resting between your legs, while wearing a super sweet bikini. Yes, life is good for the rich and the famous.

For those of you in need of a frontal view (don’t be shy. we all do), there you have it:

Photos courtesy of Egotastic

In case some of you haven’t heard of Leonaedo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, Arena mag would like to make an introduction.

Arena declares that Bar is the “body of 2008″. I don’t now, we here at CelebSlap.com were pretty happy with her body during 2006 and 2007 too…

Anywhore, here are some more glorious pics of Bar Refaeli in the nude. Almost…

Photos via Hollywood Tuna

About a month ago it was reported that Leonardo DiCaprio and his model girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, have split it. Now it seems they’re coming back together, or were they ever apart?

Israeli media is reporting that Bar flew to Morocco to spend Leo’s birthday with him. DiCpario, who celebrated his 33 birthday on November 11th, is shooting the film Body of Lies over there.

Eyewitnesses from the production claim Bar arrived with her father and stayed for five days, during which she and Leo seemed hopelessly in love. The cunts.

Well, I think Leonardo doesn’t really mind. Break up, no break up - it’s all the same to him. When Bar is around, he’s doing her. When she isn’t, he’s doing local chicks with Eastern charm. That’s him on the set, BTW:

When I heard Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio broke up, I figured her 15 minutes of international fame are over. I guess I didn’t bring under consideration two major factors. Her major boobs.

Whoever took these photos at the Cinema Against Aids event in Rome last week is either blind or dumb for not taking more frontal pics. Anywhore, he’s probably fired by now.

We’ll have to settle for a side view of what very well may have been the world’s most generous cleavage.

It didn’t take Bar Refaeli too long to recover from her split with Leonardo DiCaprio. During the past couple of days She’s been dating pro-surfer Kelly Slater, who’s visiting her homeland of Israel.

Slater even got arrested for Bar’s sake, when the local paparazzi tried to snap some pics of the couple. Slater got pissed by their agressiveness and pushed two of them away. He was questioned and released shortly afterwards.

Slater is visiting Israel to promote peace, or some shit. The weird thing is, he used to date Gisele, who used to date Leonardo DiCaprio, who used to date Bar. WTF?! Are they doing this on purpose?

The photo above was taken in Tel Aviv, at the peaceful event Slater arrived for. He kept his distance from Bar during the event, which made it all the more peaceful.

All things come to an end, and Bar Refaeli’s relationship with Leo DiCaprio is apparently no exception. The Israeli model has been spinning Leo’s head for more than two years, and there were even rumors about an engagement, but the Israeli media is now reporting that the two are over.

The news of the break up came as a surprise, cause Bar was visiting Leo on the set of Body of Lies in Morocco just a few days ago. It’s still not clear why the two decided to split. Bar and her family refused to comment on the subject.

From what I gather, the people in Israel are pretty excited about the whole thing since they think Bar has become quite an ungrateful bitch during her time with DiCaprio. Gisele Bundchen, Leo’s ex, is probably not too sad to hear about their split either. I guess it won’t be very hard for Leonardo to replace Bar with another hot body, so the only one who gets hurt by this is Bar and her career.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Israeli model Bar Refaeli, decided to move to Los Angeles. She took the chance to do what she does best - trash Israel and annoy the Israeli people. In an interview to Israeli website Ynet, Bar said:

“It’s easier with the paparazzi in Los Angeles, because they give you more space and not touch you. In Israel, the paparazzi keep shoving me on my shoulder and asking me to pose. Don’t touch me, I’m not your friend!

“I don’t regret not going to the army, cause it really paid off. What can you do? Celebrities have other needs.

“It’s so stupid that 18-year-olds need to die for our country. Isn’t it better to live in New York?

The Israeli public is seriously pissed off about how Bar got married for a couple of days just to be released from serving the army. Every 18-year-old in Israel must serve the army, and a lot of people there hate her for getting off the hook in such a sleazy way.

I have to agree with her on the last remark, but even if she’s 100% right in all her claims, she still comes across as an annoying bitch. Maybe it’s just my issue with incredibly beautiful girls.