Beyonce has always maintained that Jay-Z was her first boyfriend, but in related news Britney Spears was still claiming to be a virgin after having two kids.

The actual first guy to reach into Beyonce’s size bootylicious panties was then teenager Lyndell Locke. A Houston area native who now makes a living as a cook, Lyndell has finally gone public, but not wanting to cross Matthew Knowles, who seems to have some sort of scary hold on everyone Beyonce has ever met, Locke isn’t too forthcoming with the details.

Here’s what he does say about his relationship with Beyonce:

“SG: Glad to hear that. How did you meet Beyonce?

LL: We were very young in our teens. From the same area in Houston. We knew each other a long time. We were very close and very good friends. (silence)

SG: Ok, Define friends.

LL: (laughs) We would go out together, I would take her to the movies or we would eat out. Normal things teenage kids do. It was “puppy” love.

SG: So you were in love with Beyonce?

LL: Love is a strong word for a teenage relationship but we were very close and I cared ALOT about her. I still do.”

Lyndell goes on to give an official “no comment” on whether or not Beyonce ever had sex, but is pretty insistent that to the best of his knowledge, Beyonce never had an abortion. Locke says he’s not still in contact with Beyonce and that the relationship ended because her record label put him in a box to the left.

By that logic, I think Beyonce may have also dated Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. Is there anyone Beyonce hasn’t discarded in the name of her career?
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You’re move Janet Jackson.

5 years after the wardrobe malfunction seen all over the world, it appears another R&B diva has suffered a nipple slip performing on live TV. Halfway through what seemed like a two hour performance paying tribute to movie musicals, Beyonce apparently showed Hugh Jackman, who’s the wrong audience if you know what I mean, a little more than he bargained for.

Of course, unlike Janet, this nipple slip was obviously an accident but strangely this isn’t even the first time this accident has happened in Beyonce’s family this week. Last Tuesday sister Solange Knowles accidentally showed her nipple at the Toni Maticevski fashion show.

The Oscars and fashion shows: why do the Knowles sisters keep flaunting for audiences batting for the other team?

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What, know Sasha Fierce Movie?

Beyonce, who’s never had a problem with her own self esteem has now decided that the only role big enough for her to play is Wonder Woman and she’s been in talks with DC Comics and Warner Brothers trying to get herself attached to the project. Here’s what she tells the LA Times:

“I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”

“I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it’d be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy.”

Now I doubt anyone would have a problem with a black Wonder Woman, especially this week, but one obstacle Beyonce seems to be forgetting? There’s no Wonder Woman movie currently in development. Buffy creater Joss Whedon was supposed to direct a Wonder Woman movie, but Warner Brothers decided they didn’t like the script, and shelved the project completely.

The major reason it’s taken so long to get any Wonder Woman movie off the ground, is as an iconic a character as she is, there have been an amazingly few amount good Wonder Woman stories written over the years, meaning there isn’t really that much source material to chose from.

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You know how Beyonce got to be such a “survivor”? By stealing other people’s songs, that’s how.

It turns out not only did up and coming singer/songwriter BC Jean, shown above, actually pen the song “If I Were A Boy” but Beyonce recorded and released it without receiving legal authorization to do so.

Basically what happened is Jean wrote the song with German pop producer Toby Gad for her own album, but when Jean started having trouble getting signed to a label, Gad began shopping the song on his own. Mathew Knowles, Beyonce’s daddy, wanted to buy the song and at stick a fake songwriting credit on it for his daughter, but when negotiations to get Jean’s okay slowed, camp Beyonce decided to release the song as a single anyway, even without legal clearance.

Since “If I Were A Boy” was released there’s a rumor that they have reached a strong armed settlement with Jean that includes Beyonce performing a duet when her debut album is finally released. However, I still find it amusing that during the 1950s Elvis Presley was stealing songs from Black artists, and now it’s Beyonce stealing songs from White artists.

The music industry’s come full circle.

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Jay-Z, the ultra-successful rapper and music mogul, will be stepping down as president of the music label Def Jam at the end of 2007.  The richest hip-hop entertainer around (hear that, Puffy?), Jay-Z has enjoyed great success as top dog since 2004 but said, ““Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges.  I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy, helping to move the company into a new era of artistic success.”

The New York Times however reports that the parent company Universal Music Group declined to renew Jay-Z’s contract as president.  Either way…whatever…the question is how you gonna keep showin’ Beyonce the Benjamins, jigga man?

Beyonce, if you are really an independent woman, say my name and come on over for some real big pimpin.  You know what I’m sayin’?
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A mighty wind caused Beyonce’s top to rise during a concert in Toronto, giving the audience a good flash at something. It’s unclear from the video what is Beyonce wearing underneath the top, but I find it hard to believe she’s dancing around braless. Anywhore, B was being her regular professional self and went on with the show as if nothing happend.

Check ‘em out! Way to go B for these killer abs. I appreciate a woman who has a rock-hard belly more than all those naturally-skinny little bitches. They don’t have to sweat, they were born hot.

I just don’t get why Beyonce always wears these fug bikinis… yellow, radiant green and WTF. She should hire a swim-suit stylist (my dog has a lot of free time lately). 

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This is by far the best Beyonce pic I’ve seen in years. It really bring out all her good features.

You can also feast on her bikini pics, if that’s your cup of latte.

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Beyonce buys her clothes at the drag store.

Photo courtesy of People

Photo courtesy of People

It’s the fur-loving-criminals! Beyonce, escorted by mom Tina and sister Solange, hit Las Vegas for some magic convention trade show (ugh… what?). Times like these I wish I was a PETA activist with balls. I’d go down there and shove some cream pie in her face. Oooohh, I’m so bad!