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Beyonce, who’s never had a problem with her own self esteem has now decided that the only role big enough for her to play is Wonder Woman and she’s been in talks with DC Comics and Warner Brothers trying to get herself attached to the project. Here’s what she tells the LA Times:

“I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”

“I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it’d be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy.”

Now I doubt anyone would have a problem with a black Wonder Woman, especially this week, but one obstacle Beyonce seems to be forgetting? There’s no Wonder Woman movie currently in development. Buffy creater Joss Whedon was supposed to direct a Wonder Woman movie, but Warner Brothers decided they didn’t like the script, and shelved the project completely.

The major reason it’s taken so long to get any Wonder Woman movie off the ground, is as an iconic a character as she is, there have been an amazingly few amount good Wonder Woman stories written over the years, meaning there isn’t really that much source material to chose from.

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You know how Beyonce got to be such a “survivor”? By stealing other people’s songs, that’s how.

It turns out not only did up and coming singer/songwriter BC Jean, shown above, actually pen the song “If I Were A Boy” but Beyonce recorded and released it without receiving legal authorization to do so.

Basically what happened is Jean wrote the song with German pop producer Toby Gad for her own album, but when Jean started having trouble getting signed to a label, Gad began shopping the song on his own. Mathew Knowles, Beyonce’s daddy, wanted to buy the song and at stick a fake songwriting credit on it for his daughter, but when negotiations to get Jean’s okay slowed, camp Beyonce decided to release the song as a single anyway, even without legal clearance.

Since “If I Were A Boy” was released there’s a rumor that they have reached a strong armed settlement with Jean that includes Beyonce performing a duet when her debut album is finally released. However, I still find it amusing that during the 1950s Elvis Presley was stealing songs from Black artists, and now it’s Beyonce stealing songs from White artists.

The music industry’s come full circle.

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Jay-Z, the ultra-successful rapper and music mogul, will be stepping down as president of the music label Def Jam at the end of 2007.  The richest hip-hop entertainer around (hear that, Puffy?), Jay-Z has enjoyed great success as top dog since 2004 but said, ““Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges.  I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy, helping to move the company into a new era of artistic success.”

The New York Times however reports that the parent company Universal Music Group declined to renew Jay-Z’s contract as president.  Either way…whatever…the question is how you gonna keep showin’ Beyonce the Benjamins, jigga man?

Beyonce, if you are really an independent woman, say my name and come on over for some real big pimpin.  You know what I’m sayin’?
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A mighty wind caused Beyonce’s top to rise during a concert in Toronto, giving the audience a good flash at something. It’s unclear from the video what is Beyonce wearing underneath the top, but I find it hard to believe she’s dancing around braless. Anywhore, B was being her regular professional self and went on with the show as if nothing happend.

Check ‘em out! Way to go B for these killer abs. I appreciate a woman who has a rock-hard belly more than all those naturally-skinny little bitches. They don’t have to sweat, they were born hot.

I just don’t get why Beyonce always wears these fug bikinis… yellow, radiant green and WTF. She should hire a swim-suit stylist (my dog has a lot of free time lately). 

Photos courtesy of Popsugar 

This is by far the best Beyonce pic I’ve seen in years. It really bring out all her good features.

You can also feast on her bikini pics, if that’s your cup of latte.

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Beyonce buys her clothes at the drag store.

Photo courtesy of People

Photo courtesy of People

It’s the fur-loving-criminals! Beyonce, escorted by mom Tina and sister Solange, hit Las Vegas for some magic convention trade show (ugh… what?). Times like these I wish I was a PETA activist with balls. I’d go down there and shove some cream pie in her face. Oooohh, I’m so bad! 

So Beyonce is this year’s SI swimsuit edition cover. The title on the cover says: “The Dreamgirl As You’ve Never Seen Her”. I guees they meant to write: “As Brushed As You’ve Never Seen Her”, cause god knows we’ve had our share of this bitch in bikinis. Here are some more pics:

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Check out that piece of assets on her! Now, doesn’t Beyonce know exactly how to work that thing? Oh shit, my Jewish ass isn’t fit for this kinda talk. Sorry.