September 10, 2008

After seeing Brad again, Jennifer Aniston is getting desperate

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston / Slapped By:Harley at 16:50

So with both them in Toronto promoting movies, Jennifer Aniston finally saw her ex for the first time since the two divorced back in 2005 and it looks like it’s making her a little batty. No, I don’t know what was said when the two of them sat down for drinks in a hotel lobby, but seeing as her expiration date is showing in these photos, it looks like seeing Brad Pitt again really shook her up.

By dressing in this skimpy little dress that she’s 15 years too old for, it’s like Jenn is trying to tell Brad, ” This hot body could have still been yours, if you hadn’t cheated on me with that fat cow!”

Only the fat cow is Angelina Jolie, and no matter how much money Aniston spends on Pilates gurus, Angelina is always going to look hotter, even if she never exercises another day in her life, and did just have twins.

Panties exposed with that “oh I didn’t know this was see thru but I happen to be wearing pasties anyway” dress on, Aniston comes off as that desperate aunt who if she doesn’t get a man soon will carve a baby out of another woman’s uterus to get what she wants.

Will someone puleazzze put a ring on her finger already? Lives could depend on it.

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3 Comments »

  1. jen is cute Aj is no, jen has moving on and she dont want Brad back, he is for old for her

    Comment by zagge — September 11, 2008 @ 2:17

  2. yo Harley ure slap was a fun 1 grazz.
    especiali”lives could depend on it” imao

    Comment by Adrian — September 19, 2008 @ 9:45

  3. Jen looks great in this photo and her “expiry date” certainly isn’t showing. Angelina Jolie is not in the slightest bit hot - maybe in her tomb raider days but seriously .. she looks a mess and whether or not she seems normal now - she 100% has mental problems!

    Comment by liz — January 23, 2009 @ 7:49

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