July 5, 2008

Alex Rodriguez likes women who look like drag queens

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Madonna / Slapped By:Harley at 0:01

So apparently the New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has broken up with wife Cynthia, because he was cheating with Madonna, and Cynthia was cheating with Lenny Kravitz, who by coincidence also happened to have dated Madonna in the early 90s.

Confused? You’re not nearly as confused as A-Rod. If you look at soon to be ex Cynthia and Madonna, he has a definite type and that type seems to be really muscular women who dress like drag queens.

it’s a fine line between metrosexual and closet case and I don’t care what it says on the back of his Topps card - that boy’s a switch hitter.




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