Brides and Effing Grooms
Photos courtesy of SMT HOP & Jesters

It’s a double wedding day today, and guess what, they’re both oh so boring. First we have Amanda Peet, who married her screenwriter boyfriend, David Benioff, after about four years of relationship and over a year’s engagement. How’d she finally get him to change vows? Simple. She got herself knocked up. Probably by some other guy too.
But if that wasn’t enough for you sentimental bitches, here’s another wedding to sleep cry through. Isaac Hanson (25), that’s the one who played on guitar and looked like butthead with long hair, has married his girlfriend, Nicole Dufresne (22). He’s the oldest Hanson but the last one to tie the knot. His brother Taylor already has a third son at 23. Zac is only 20 and already married. Conservatism sucks.













[…] - Kevin Federline went to Vegas when he should have been helping his wife with their newborn and one year-old, but whatever. [Mollygood] - Lance Armstrong hooked up with uber-young plastic surgery hottie Ivanka Trump. Isn’t she a little young for him? [Haute Gossip] - Kevin Costner’s wife is still willing to be seen out with him [ICYDK] - Stinky Sienna Miller went shopping [Drunken Stepfather] - Shaky video of Gwyneth Paltrow wailing at the Jay-Z Albert Hall concert. [Derek Hail] - Cameron Diaz flashes her boobs [Socialite’s Life] - Online gambling is now banned in the US! [Tech Dirt] - Tom Cruise told Katie Holmes to stay pale [I’m Not Obsessed] - Brad Pitt in Babel pictures [Just Jared] - Lindsay Lohan may have hooked up with Keanu Reeves [Faded Youth] - Kenny Chesney is obsessed with laundry [Celeb News Wire] - Ashton Kutcher rules the box office [PopSugar] - Sharon Stone talked a bunch of shit as usual [Jordan is your Homeboy] - Paris Hilton flashed her weird ass again [The Superficial] - Jesus Camp is a disturbing look at an evangelical Christian brainwashing camp for kids [Pajiba] - Jessica Simpson’s assistant thinks she’s too smart to work for her [Socialite’s Life] - Did you know Quentin Tarantino was in “Top Gun?” [Agent Bedhead] - Kate Winslet hurt her ass while having sex on a sink [yeeeah] - Nick Carter lost his virginity to a pedophile [Wampoon] - Nick Carter cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson [Us Weekly] - Amanda Peet and one of those Hanson guys got married. Not to each other. [CelebSlap] - Mischa Barton has sex injuries [The Bastardly] - Is Robin Williams drinking again? [DListed] - The guys on Grey’s Anatomy are hot and half-naked [CityRag] - Gavin Rossdale carried little Kingston in a sling. aww [Celebrity Baby Scoop] - Lost is about to begin. [Celebritology] […]
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