Britney Still Alive

Chill it, y’all. After a minor car accident, Britney Spears is fine and still trashy. Nothing to worry about. The accident took place on the 405, when Britney bumped her white Mercedes into another vehicle. People report:
According to the accident report, “The collision occurred when the driver of the Mercedes, driving in the #3 lane, in stop and go traffic failed to observe the vehicle directly ahead of her come to a complete stop. She attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle prior to colliding into the rear of the Nissan [in front of her].”
The Nissan, as a result, collided into another car, which was not damaged. No one was injured, according to the report.
Why was she driving in the first place? Driving sucks. Brit Brit has people who can do it for her. She shouldn’t waste her time behind the wheel when she can sing Itsy Bitsy Spider in the back seat instead.












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