celebrities celulitis: Mischa Barton in serious denial
Personally I think she should be more embarrassed by her Pez dispenser head, but apparently OC has been Mischa Barton is so in denial about her cottage cheese ass and thighs that her publicist is claiming her cellulite was stolen from a 80-year-old. Yes really:
“Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old… “
Ok, does Mischa Barton have the legs of an 80-year-old woman? Yes. But blaming her cellulites on photographers and not her ka-gillion pack-a-day cigarette habit, is like blaming Abraham Zapruder for JFK getting shot.
Sigh… anyway just to overreach with the metaphor, here’s an old Mischa Barton upskirt showing her grassy knoll.
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Pingback by mischa barton topless in closing the ring — May 11, 2008 @ 11:56
u can go f*** becaue mischa is awesome… she awesome & I love her. it makes me mad as fan, that someone would do this to her… MISCHA YOU ROCK & DON’T WORRIED!!! they big fat jerks out there…. who have dumb life & r just mad… since they got the must up life, they have to pick on you… just think & know u have great life & u do have fans who love you!
Comment by Ashley — May 11, 2008 @ 18:24