Christina Applegate has no cancer, no breasts
Christina Applegate, who had a double mastectomy three weeks ago just received word from her doctors that she’s completely cancer free. That’s the good news. The bad news is under the knife, she still lost both of her breasts.
Now you might think because this is a gossip and tits blog, that I’m going to make the Samson without his hair point; but trying to take shots at an actress who happens to make a career out of playing dumb bitches, like Kelly Bundy or Rachel’s sister on Friends is fucking pedestrian.
No one is going to mistake Christina Applegate for Meryl Streep, but for over 20 years she’s been successfully playing variations on this same character and will continue to with or without breasts; one because she’s really good at that role; and two, because Hollywood is such a factory of typecasting that Christina could get a sex change operation and the next day she’d still be reading for parts of the bitchy, self centered younger sister.
Christina is going to be fine… If you want to feel sorry for anyone, how about David Faustino, her Married with Children costar? He was also typecast, but it a role so narrow, costarring opposite blow up dolls, that the only thing in the last 20 years he could have even been up for was the Ryan Gosling part in Lars and the Real Girl.
Where’s the love for Grandmaster B?
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I would had rather died. Stupid girl there go’s her career unless she can get implants of some kind? Can she?
Comment by Nathiest — August 20, 2008 @ 9:15
wow, tool much?
Comment by Janimal — August 20, 2008 @ 18:24
Nathiest, you utter idiot.
That’s their excuse sorted.
What’s your excuse Harley?
Comment by JoJo — August 20, 2008 @ 21:26
i agree that she’ll still get work, she “plays” the dumb hollywood blonde really well
Comment by she'll get work — August 21, 2008 @ 1:30
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