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	<title>The Real Juice That Celebrities Would Prefer Not To Spill! - Celebslap.com</title>
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		<title>The Simpsons yellow naked sexy-time</title>
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When a show has aired 419 episodes like The Simpsons, you figure every possible story has been told, but I&#8217;m fairly sure the episode where the girls drop trow Hustler style is a new angle. In fact I think we&#8217;re looking at several new angle here. 
Way I figure, Marge posed in an attempt to spice up the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Howard Stern exposes Dolly Parton audiobook as racist</title>
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I don&#8217;t know why everyone thinks &#8220;Goddamn, I love nigger cock&#8221; is racist, now if Dolly Parton had said &#8220;Goddamn, I hate nigger cock&#8221;, that would have been racist.
Never the less, singer/songwriter/flotation device Dolly Parton has her big blond wig up in a bunch because on a bit last week Howard Stern had on his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Hudson ass so hot, woman at pool uses vibrator</title>
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Seriously, what the hell is that woman holding? When I go to the pool, I just take sunblock, but I have to admit, that&#8217;s probably ten times better at releasing the tension than a dip in the jacuzzi.

But you can be sure what that woman is looking at isn&#8217;t Kate Hudson&#8217;s face. Because while her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lily Allen topless: not big, not special</title>
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Great, so I had this dis when I was going to go there&#8217;s nothing to say about Lily&#8217;s breasts that she hasn&#8217;t said herself, then quote that song that goes &#8220;You&#8217;re not big, you&#8217;re not special&#8221; only when I looked it up, turns out the actual lyrics are &#8220;Not big, not clever&#8221;.
Shit. I paid $9.99 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity riddle: Gwyneth Paltrow edition</title>
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How can you show your ass if you don&#8217;t have one?
(P.S. - Apple is not a suitable name for a child, try again.)
Via

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		<title>Kim Kardashian cellulite treatment caught on tape</title>
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So apparently to spice up their relationship for their one year anniversary, Kim Kardashian decided to make boyfriend Reggie Bush a sexy calendar of herself. How do I know all this? Because she posted the entire thing on here website here.

Only because Kim had a little (okay big) cellulite problem she first decided to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Jessica Parker is one hot bed of lettuce</title>
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SJP is like an evil genius, of course she knows that head of cabbage she&#8217;s calling a hat is the ugliest thing you&#8217;ve ever seen in your life; the point is it&#8217;s fugly powers distract you from noticing that the world premiere for the Sex in The City movie was held in London and not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>free kim possible sex comic</title>
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Forget Megan Fox, the only Hollywood starlet I would go lesbo for is that hot bitch Kim Possible. She&#8217;d dump Ron Stoppable&#8217;s ass and we&#8217;d blow out of Middleton, spending the rest of our days hunting down all the frenemies from middle school who promised they&#8217;d invite me to their birthday party, then totally didn&#8217;t.    

Unfortunately, my dike revenge fantasy is exactly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Megan Fox Topless in Jennifer&#8217;s Body pictures!</title>
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I don&#8217;t care if 90210 is back in vogue thanks to the new series on the CW this Fall, the fact that David Silver gets to go home to this every night makes me want to slit my wrists. What your looking at is Megan Fox completely topless save for two little flesh colored pasties, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>mischa barton topless in closing the ring</title>
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I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m doing this to my eyes, but I just watched a clip the 2007 movie  Closing The Ring where Mischa Barton was topless, reinforcing the theory that Cottage Cheese-Gate, i.e. that some paparazzi added cellulite to pictures of Mischa Barton, is a ludicrous joke.
In the 54 second clip, while Barton&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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