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I guess I’ll never get over it, but I still feel weird whenever I hear the name Macaulay Culkin in the same sentence with the word ‘’sex’’. So now I’ve been hearing he’s about to do a film about group sex called: ‘’Sex and Breakfast’’. In a nutshell, Mac plays a guy who has problems in bed together with his wife. The couple’s therapist encourages them to go to a group sex meeting. I don’t know, I’ll always think of him as the eight-year-old whose face is getting splashed with spicy aftershave.

Culkin’s life after the “Home Alone” movies was a little turbulent, to say the least, with talks of alcohol, drugs and other addictions. All signs pointed to the familiar path of bankruptcy, women bashing, suicide and an “E’s True Hollywood Story’’. But what did you expect? His parents left him alone twice while going on vacation! Group sex has to be some sort of compensation, wouldn’t you agree?

Besides, this dude was one of America’s most familiar faces when he was 9, and as the “Different Strokes” and “The Cosby Show” rule taught us, what’s sugary and cute on TV usually will involve some sort of a 12 step program and criminal booking in the future.

Needless to say, after a couple of nights Macaulay spent at Neverland, getting oiled up by MJ in his jammies while a lama and two monkeys are watching, group sex might sound like a snore.
 
I just want to tell him as man to man: you’ve earned yourself a rep for being a wild drunk, we’re all counting on you not to shame us at the orgy.