When the pretty model type is acting insufferable, I can understand the urge to separate her skin from her face but what does it mean when that face is your splitting image?

That’s the question echoing through my head after learning that Karissa Shannon was arrested in 2007 for beating the crap out of her identical twin Kristina Shannon in a drunken dispute.

Here’s the police report:

“Karissa claims she and her sister wore out on this evening with Kristina’s date, O’Neil S. Brown. She claims her sister had to much to drink, and began hitting both of them on the drive home from the beach. She claimed her sister began kicking the windshield of the vehicle from the inside near the intersection of Drew Street and Belcher Road. She claims they stopped at that intersection and made her get out of the car because of the way she was acting. She showed me bite marks and scratches done to her at this intersection. She then claimed she never saw her sister again until we knocked on the door and she found her sister on the ground, half naked and beaten up. She claimed she did not know who did it to her.

At this point in the investigation I was approached by Timothy M Galvin, an independent witness and neighbor. He claims he turned the corner and looked up the stairs where he saw the victim on the ground, and her twin sister standing over her kicking her in the face. He stated that at no time did he see anyone else striking the victim, and, although he could not identify which sister was which, was able to identify the two fighting as the twin sisters that live on the second floor of the apartment.

I went back and read Karissa her Miranda Rights, Karissa stated that she understood her rights, and wanted to speak with me regarding the the fight. She now stated that it was her and her sister fighting, but that it was her sister that had started it because of her intoxication level, and she stated she was only defending herself. She showed me several fresh injuries that she stated her sister did to her, and claimed it was a mutual combat which had occurred.

Karissa was charged with a single count of domestic battery on Kristina. Officer Marshal arrived on scene and took photographs of both the victim, and the arrested as well of photos of the scene. Karissa was transported to The Pinellas County Jail without incident.”

While it’s still not 100% clear what happened, Hef should definitely kick the twins out. Those scary bitches are going to end up cooking all those bunnies hopping around the mansion Glenn Close style, or sodomizing the old man with that damn pipe he keeps smoking, or something.

Just trust me, there will be blood.

Via here and here