June 6, 2008

Linda Thompson: Brody Jenner mom in a bikini

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:05

It’s got to be embarressing for a Z-List celeb like Brody Jenner, when he goes out trying to be seen and people would rather pay attention to his 58-year-old mother, but Linda Thompson is really hot and Brody is… well fundimentally useless.

How is the Linda Thompson’s life more interesting? Well first of all, the former Miss Tennesse began a 3 and 1/2 year relationship with Elvis in 1973, even moving into Graceland. She had a brief marriage with Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner from 1981-1983 that resulted in her two useless children. She also was on the hillbilly comedy show Hee Haw from the mid 70’s to 1992.  

Later in life, she married composer David Foster, and wrote the lyrics to his music for songs featured in Pretty Woman and The Bodyguard… though not the songs you remember. She was however nominated for a Grammy and Oscar for the The Bodyguard song “I Have Nothing”.

You got to love Hollywood, even the trophy wives get nominated for Oscars.




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  2. Linda Thompson is just as useless as her spoiled sons. She`s a homely hillbilly GOLD- DIGGER. PERIOD. Put a bag over that Fugly face, please!

    Comment by LJY — November 18, 2008 @ 5:45

  3. Wow, LJV - sounds like you’re jealous, and pretty bitter. Your last name wouldn’t happen to be “Jenner,” would it? Linda’s beautiful and talented - too bad you can’t say the same for yourself.

    Comment by Bystander — November 24, 2008 @ 15:30

  4. I think linda is a very pretty woman..she gave elvis many years of happiness

    Comment by bobbie alday — December 17, 2008 @ 10:41

  5. Linda’s face is the face of greed! All that plastic surgery and botox makes her look like that ugly cat-woman in new york!

    Comment by Joan — March 15, 2009 @ 17:47

  6. Wow-Linda Thompson is ugleeee!
    How that women married anyone is
    beyond me. She looks like a trashy
    hillbilly, trailor park type. Her
    sons are useless and shes a joke.

    Comment by Jennifer Ames — April 25, 2009 @ 23:16

  7. Linda Thompson, what a dog!!!
    Woof! She looks low class, why
    would anyone marry her. Shes a
    ordinary hillbilly!

    Comment by Alex Johns — April 25, 2009 @ 23:18

  8. I totally agree. Linda Thompson
    is not a very good looking women.
    In fact, shes ugly. How she got
    anyone to marry her is beyond comprehension. Bad parent too.
    Her kids are losers, actually so
    is she!

    Comment by Mary Alter — April 25, 2009 @ 23:20

  9. I can’t believe Linda Thompson was
    marrried to Bruce Jenner? What?
    Shes not attractive at all and she
    looks like a typical redneck.

    Comment by Catherine Kassey — April 25, 2009 @ 23:22

  10. Totally agree! Linda Thompson is
    obviously a bad parent. Her kids
    are losers and she is really just
    very low class looking. Poor David
    Foster, I bet hes glad he got rid of her! Elvis did too!

    Comment by Angela Bodane — April 25, 2009 @ 23:24

  11. Linda Thompson was a sweet, innocent young woman in high school. It is unfortunate that she got away from her values and from God and became obsessed with men like Elvis Presley. Her obsession over money and a beautiful body did not bring Linda happiness.

    Comment by Kingsbury graduate — October 23, 2009 @ 13:18

  12. Linda Thompson email me.I think you won,t regret it.

    Comment by George W. Creasey — October 25, 2009 @ 18:19

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