Lindsay Lohan Is A Nympho

Riley Giles was Lindsay Lohan’s boytrash for about a week, and now that they’re over he really needs to talk to someone about it, so he’s telling News Of The World that Lindsay is a sex addict. Some of Riley’s pearls of wisdom:
”Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.
“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.
“When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.”
I think Riley’s personality is addicted to fame, and now that he’s through humping Lindsay Lohan he needs to get his fix in other ways.
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she couldnt worn me out, i’d give it to her all night long plus mornings! lindsay baby youre so hot, i love u :>
Comment by TJ SLATER — December 24, 2007 @ 5:48
you’re saying she’s a nympho like it’s a bad thing, man. I wish there were more girls like her out there. we need that shit, you know.
Comment by carl X — December 24, 2007 @ 11:54
well now that i’ve tucked my creamy wet corncob back into my stained sweat pants from tugging on it looking at her lovely ass.
I must say….
I would eat every nugget of corn and un-digested peanut right out of her sexy cornhole. YUMMY
Comment by capt cornhole — December 26, 2007 @ 9:30
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