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Michael Lohan, who had recently shown artistic aspirations, is keeping his tight relationship with media whores, this time via letter. Michael had sent a hand-written confession from his prison to The Sun, hoping to reach his daughter in this manner.

I must admit, the letter starts off as somewhat touching, but near the end Michael starts to flip it, talking about love of god and christ almighty and all that. Here’s the shit:

“It pains me to have to write to you like this, but it’s evident that my letters never reach you. My messages never get to you and ‘people’ continue to build walls between us.

I can’t even begin to tell you how very sorry I am for causing you (and our family) the heartache and embarrassment I have. I hold you absolutely blameless for all that’s been said and portrayed, as I know it has been under the advice of others, to sway both the courts and public opinion. I also know the pain that comes with love, especially when two hearts and lives are divided.

Sometimes we run - we seek to hide or just escape from the pain. In the meantime, people are either whispering in our ear, giving self-serving advice, or out to protect their own interests. Unfortunately, sweetheart, while you are so talented and blessed you have become their interest! As I told you all along, this would happen.

You are an amazingly blessed, talented, intelligent and loving person. Use it to do good! To set an example by putting God and his principles first. Your love for life and people is a gift. I trust you, I believe in you and I will love and protect you until my dying breath, and if that’s what it takes so be it!

Please know how much how much I miss all of you. Stay strong my Angel! God bless you and stay strong! Things do happen for a reason Linds - God’s reasons. Reasons I will never question ever again in my life. They’ve taught me more about myself, others and how important God is in our life, than you’d ever imagine! God, Linds! The one that blessed you, made your name famous and wants you to use your blessing to bless others.”

You know, it’s times like these I really feel sorry for this poor kid’s ass. It’s her mom, I f*cking hate her mom.