Meet Christian Bale’s family (before he kills them)
If Christian Bale wanted to featured on Celeb Slap, well he sure was being literal.
The grim actor was just arrested in jolly old England after the London premiere of “The Dark Knight” for assaulting his mum and sister before the premiere. Whether it was for physical assault, or if for verbal assault as TMZ is now hypothesizing is unclear, but it seems likely Bale at the least made threats threatening bodily harm to mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, age 40.
Anyway, since the details of the case are still kind of murky I thought it would be interesting to take a closer look at Christian Bale’s origin story. Apparently, growing up he split his time between California and England; his dad was a commercial pilot, and the mom in question was a circus performer.
Sister Sharon went on to work in computers but Christian has three sisters, so don’t know which one is in the family portrait. Also don’t know why the other two sisters missing, maybe he already killed them.
I’m not saying Christian Bale has unresolved anger issues, but the police might want to reopen the investigation into Health Ledger’s death. Maybe Batman just wants you to think it was an overdoes.
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His sister and mother where drunk off their asses asking for money. CB only pushed through them to get away from them. They called the cops.
Comment by Nathiest — July 22, 2008 @ 23:21
I love this amazing man. He is a certified millionaire member at Richromances.com. I sent a wink to him over there last week
Comment by tara — July 22, 2008 @ 23:45
ok, this is classic defamation, he could sue u for alluding to him possibly murdering??? someone??? r u kidding?
but i have a question, he’s been married for 8 years, so why is he still a member of richromances.com? this is the second place i’ve read that?
Comment by jandemama — August 8, 2008 @ 13:20