Miley Cyrus Dead! (according to Yahoo News)
Miley Cyrus died for a few hours yesterday. The official cause of death - mainstream media incompetence.
An internet hoax was perpetrated, when for a brief period of time some pranksters put up stories on Digg and Wikipedia how a truck, driven by an unidentified Black man, drove into Miley Cyrus on the way to the set of the Hannah Montana movie, killing her.
The account was easily refutable, Miley Cyrus made several public appearances Friday, and frankly racist, but Yahoo News, not wanting to be left behind on a major story, decided fact checking is for pussies and ran with it anyway, attributing the reporting to the not even spelled right “Rueters”.
It just goes to show that “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” even extends to more respected sites like Yahoo News. Although by that same measure, maybe I’m the one making up the story, and Miley Cyrus really is dead.
You just don’t know man, you just don’t know.














[…] Miley Ray Cyrus (was born Destiny Hope Cyrus; November 23, 1992) is an American actress, pop singer, and songwriter. Cyrus is known for starring as Miley Stewart/”Hannah Montana” in the television series Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. more Related blog post : Miley Cyrus Dead?! Or Hoax, False Rumors Claim Miley Cyrus Dead, Miley Cyrus Dead! (according to Yahoo News), Miley Cyrus dead at age 15, Miley Cyrus Dead…NOT […]
Pingback by Miley Cyrus sexy wallpaper « .:.Hot Desktops & Sexy Wallpapers! — September 7, 2008 @ 14:57
holyshit thats too funny!
Comment by Nathiest — September 7, 2008 @ 16:32
heyy miley is not dead yooh dick she’s hotter den yooh more like yooh r goin 2 be dead at what ever age yooh are yooh bitch
Comment by sam — September 8, 2008 @ 19:35
It isnt true miley cant be died , she isnt died
Comment by MileyFan — September 9, 2008 @ 6:25
Is a not she ist life not died!
Comment by Tim — September 9, 2008 @ 9:40
Miley Cyrus is alive and not dead.
Comment by Paul — September 9, 2008 @ 18:04
who eva belives mily iz dead r dicks they r just jelous of her ! grrrrrrrrrr !!
Comment by sam — September 9, 2008 @ 20:50
Miley Cyrus Dead?! Or Hoax
I read this terrible hoax of Miley Cyrus Dead?! There are this blog or blogs saying that Miley Cyrus is dead. Even if you type in Yahoo “Miley Cyrus” there will be no results that Miley Cyrus is dead. So I really think that this is a hoax. …
Trackback by Dimla — September 12, 2008 @ 9:22
There is this anonymous person persistently saying that she is dead.
Miley Cyrus Dead?! Or Hoax
Comment by Miley Cyrus Dead?! Or Hoax — September 12, 2008 @ 9:24
MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE FAKE NEWS!!!! SHE WAS ON TV ON FRIDAY NIGHT! U STUPID IGNORANTS! WHOEVER WROTE THE NEWS I HOPE DIES IN PAIN FOR BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT AND HAVIN NO LIFE! STUPID CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Mastretta — September 12, 2008 @ 18:53
If she was dead as reported on September 5, then she wouldn’t have been present at the VMA’s on the 7th, unless it was her evil twin there.
Great try idiots.
Comment by Kelli — September 18, 2008 @ 18:57
Why would miley be dead on her way to the movie yall some stupid lies if miley died on her way to the hannah monntanna movie why did i aready watch it and this is scary to little kids that really like her what if little kids read this it will be really scared for a girl crying for nonthing that this happened to be a rumor its not good to do that youll scare a lot of people its just not good dont ever do that again thats not right how would you like if somebody said you died during a car accident and never said rumor its just not really good to do that to good inasent famous good people stars dont ever do that again please!
Comment by Malinda — September 19, 2008 @ 23:26
FOR ALL YOU LOW LIFES WHO WOULD LIKE MILEY DEAD!!!, YOUR ALL JUST JELOUS CUZ YOU CANT BE AS PRETTY OR AS FAMOUS AS HER. SO ALL YOU DICKHEADS, GET A LIFE!!!
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!
YOU LAY ONE HAND ON HER ILL KILL ALL YOU CUNTS!
Comment by Courtney — September 20, 2008 @ 4:48
One word for Courtney….PROZAC!
Comment by kk — September 23, 2008 @ 19:36
Hi I’m from Germany. We bekomme the News one Week later!!
And we was Schoked!!
LG Hannah
Comment by Hannah — September 25, 2008 @ 6:54
THIS IS SOOOOO FAKE!! the people who starts this rumors like the one that she was “pregnant” of Nick Jonas or this one MUST get a life!!!! She is pretty and she is a great actress and singer, they just want to make rumors cause they are jelaous!!!
Comment by MonyCuteJonas — October 7, 2008 @ 18:51
Wow if she is dead who emails me then. lol
Comment by Steve — October 8, 2008 @ 2:54
miley is not dead x
Comment by Danielsec — November 6, 2008 @ 9:38
Wait…she’s alive???
Aw man!
Comment by xwestsidex — November 17, 2008 @ 20:24
the yahoo is fake. they spell REUTERS with RUETERS. stupid
Comment by arkasha — November 19, 2008 @ 11:17
thats so silly!!! shes alive!!!!
Comment by lena — November 20, 2008 @ 11:09
well i guess there going to work on a better one than that hehe darn lololololololololol. Goku is better
Comment by z — November 20, 2008 @ 13:57
What the fuck is this?????? X(
Comment by Alexutza — November 24, 2008 @ 1:40
What is this???????
Comment by Alexutz — November 24, 2008 @ 1:41
MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD! SOMEBODY HACKED HER ACCOUNT AND THE HACKER PRETENDED TO BE MANDY AND TOLD EVERYONE MILEY DIED!!! GOSH! IF SHE WAS DEAD, HOW WOULD SHE PLAY HANNAH MONTANA’S NEWEST EPISODES?! AND THE MOVIE?! But if she was really dead, everyone would be crying now
Comment by aly — November 29, 2008 @ 5:43
Dude…it’s just a rumour afterall? Awwhhh, damn it! I was kinda hoping she really DID die.
Comment by AJ — December 2, 2008 @ 10:47
UGHH !
i wish miley cyrus was dead.
she’s such a fake ass mutha fuckin’ two face bitch.
Comment by Jackie — December 28, 2008 @ 22:42