Miley Cyrus unhappy riding a beach cruiser and wants a car
Skanky teen MILEY CYRUS is going to be celebrating 16 years of skankiness in November and is hoping for a shiny new car for a birthday gift from her folks.
To mark the occasion, the Hannah Montana star is closing down Disneyland in California for a huge bash - and as if that shit isn’t lavish and unnecessary enough, she also wants her parents to hand over the keys to a sporty car with plenty of room for all her clueless blonde friends.
The tiny-brained bitch recently went on Radio Disney saying “I definitely want to get something bad on the road. (It must be) big enough for all my friends and to scare all the cars away from me. I’m a good driver but it’s everyone else that I’m worried about!”. Lets Face it, Miley darling, with the lifestyle you’ve been leading, you’re more likely to die of AIDS than end up as road-kill.
Meanwhile the harlot-starlet has been spotted looking unhappy riding a beach cruiser out in Toluca Lake this morning, along with one of her stupid blond BFFs mentioned above. Dream on, bitch, the only thing you’re gonna ride will be a pink elephant at Disneyland.
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