September 7, 2006

On Cellulite and Bad Taste

Filed under:Fashion Police, Jessica Simpson, Mischa Barton / Slapped By:Angelica at 18:31

Photos courtesy of Popsugar, People & Hollywood Tuna

I cannot believe how blessed I am: Another Hollywood cellulite picture! Gosh, this must be my lucky day. Especially when this time, those thighs actually belong to someone who deserves all the ditching in the world and not to a perfect princess we all love. Yes, people, let’s all cheer up for Mischa Barton’s horrible body!!! Yee-hah!

So skinny and yet...

But that’s not all. If you thought that cellulite is her worse problem, check out her entire outfit:

Is it pampers?

Miss OC is doing a great job in turning into Miss OMG. What on earth is she doing with that diaper? Is it dirty? I bet it is. And I don’t even wanna talk about this:

She's probably the worst fashion icon ever

But Mischa is not the only one who mixed Labor Day with Halloween. I really have no logical explanation for those fashion disasters called Jessica Simpson and Carmen Electra. Stylists of the world – unite!! Time for a new “Fashion Revolution for Celebrities’ Pollution” reality show!!

These boots are made for whoring She's still so effing hot

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    Pingback by Para Hombres… » La celulitis en las famosas: Mischa Barton — September 11, 2006 @ 2:16

  2. Well i actually think in these pictures (even the top one which looks absolutely awesome) that Mischa Barton is still extraordinarily beautiful. And she does not deserve to be hated on either as she is a nice person.

    Comment by Matt — April 5, 2007 @ 3:17

  3. Leave Mischa alone.
    So what if she you don’t think she’s ‘perfect’.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    It’s comments like this that lead to serious problems like anorexia and bulimia.
    Shame on you.

    Comment by ella — May 16, 2007 @ 11:48

  4. What better things do you have to do with your time then wait around to find a celebrity that you think looks bad? The only thing you proved is that just like everyone else, Mischa Barton is a human. And beautiful people have cellulite. Sorry but I can’t help but wonder, what do YOU look like?
    Probably not 10% as good as everyone that you publicly diss.

    Comment by Nik — November 12, 2007 @ 23:23

  5. So, she needs to tone those thighs up a little. Its not like she is dealing with extreme cottage cheese thighs. As for the outfits the chic’s an aquarius, quirky is her style (you would have nothing to take pleasure in if we dressed the same and were perfect).

    Comment by B — May 9, 2008 @ 12:58

  6. HORRIBLE BODY?? Are you fucking kidding me????!!! No wonder we have girls puking themselves to death. It’s people who post photos like this with captions like that who are horrible.

    Get a life!

    Comment by NH Photography — May 15, 2008 @ 0:15

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