Nicole Kidman Pregnant with Alien’s Baby
I tried to tell y’all bout Nicole Kidman but ya playa-hated. You came at me with the “it’s just a rumor, the E! channel said so!” When you gonna get that PhatNat’s got the hook-up?
Turns out that Nicole Kidman is in fact pregnant. The only remaining question is:
WHOSE BABY IS IT???
Let’s go through the options:
1) Tom Cruise: ummmm, no. He plays in the Canadian Football League, if you know what I mean. He uses a Betamax cassette player, if you know what I mean. He buys his… (Does anyone know what I mean?)
2) Keith Urban: an Australian country music star? HUH??? If there’s such a thing as an Australian music star, I’m Desmond Lohan, Lindsay’s long-lost African brother.
3) Alien: Hmmm…the jury is out on this one.
Photos via Canada.com, E! Online, and Stampede Entertainment
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isn’t her husband an alci?
bot, you sure can pick ‘em, right nicole?
i don’t think she’s pregnant, cause women her age don’t get pregnant so easily. She’s 41 years old. she’s not a kid anyomre.
Comment by Seth — January 8, 2008 @ 14:16
It’s not true I hope…Aliens rule the world?!
Comment by Jo — January 11, 2008 @ 5:48