Nipple slip makes Mario Lopez’s eyes burn
I’m not saying former Saved by the Bell hottie Mario Lopez is gay BUT…
When an attractive woman like Dancing with the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff has her top come loose, the correct hetro response probably isn’t cowering in fear.
Still Mario shouldn’t feel bad, as his publicist will continue to schedule more photo ops dates until he can finally butch up enough to stare that nipple down. Just image it’s Mr. Belding topless, Mario… like when the two of you used to play “detention”.
And don’t think I don’t know about Screech either. The only bush you were ever interested in was his nerdy Jew-fro.
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