May 22, 2008

OMG: David won American Idol!

Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 4:22

A David won American Idol, what were the chances? Actually it was Cook not Archuleta, which makes Archuleta the second Mormon this year after Presidential candidate Mitt Romney to go from front runner to loser.

Which leads me to believe there’s an anti-Mormon bias in this country.

Like Latter Day found Joseph Smith was killed in 1844 by an angry mob… who broke in after he was already imprisoned just to shoot him. A guy named Ted Bundy was even given the electric chair after converting to Mormonism (and killing 35 woman). And after Family Feud host Ray Combs was fired he hung himself in the closet which I don’t know what has to do with his being Mormon but these points are generally more convincing in threes.

Anyway, the only Mormon winner I can think of is reality show contestant Ryan Benson, who placed first on a show called… The Biggest Loser.

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  1. Bundy you say, did he sell shoes?

    Comment by butt-enhancer — May 22, 2008 @ 4:55

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