April 27, 2008

Pedophile Alert: Topless Miley Cyrus

Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 11:49

Miley Cyrus goes topless

Miley Cyrus goes topless

So Vanity Fair features what seems to be a topless Miley Cyrus covering herself with a sheet. No need to worry, parents. 15 is the new 24, so Miley is not really a kid, and neither are your 15-year-olds. 

I was wondering what took her so long. I mean, it was only a matter of time until Miley started showing some skin, and this is just the beginning. A year from now she’ll be doing “artistic” remake-photoshoots of naked film legends. That always works.

Pics via Just Jared




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  1. Look, it’s really simple: Miley Cyrus has three target demographics: tweens, teens, and pedophiles. That’s just a fact of life. Appealing to the pedophiles is why they release “leaked” photos of Miley in her underwear from time to time.

    The Vanity Fair pic is just another means to attract that pedophile audience that’s already following her. It’s intentional, calculated, and every adult involved with the photo knows it.

    Now, frankly, I think that any father who’d whore out his 15-year-old daughter to attract pedophiles deserves to be shot. There’s no amount of money you could give me to whore out my daughters to pedophiles. But then, I have ethics.

    Here’s how this is going to all go down: for the next three years, “leaked” photos are going to find their way to the net. These will eventually include pics of Miley’s bare breasts and vagina.

    After she’s 18 and no longer particularly interesting to her target market, she’ll fall from stardom and become the next Lindsay Lohan.

    Comment by Dakota Smith — April 29, 2008 @ 4:39

  2. !! ATTENTION !!
    I found Miley Cyrus nude video only at […LINK…]
    She so pretty! :)

    Comment by dzdzgdyddx — April 29, 2008 @ 8:56

  3. i used to like miley! now i just found out she has a body double…and taking racy pic’s like that. Well now im not sure if i even like her or not! i still like her songs though…..

    Comment by Cayla — April 29, 2008 @ 15:29

  4. ITS OFFICIAL!! She’s the next Lindsay Lohan!!!

    Comment by MileyHater — April 29, 2008 @ 16:48

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