Pitt/Jolie People Magazine baby pictures set obscene record
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate babies or anything but when I heard People and Hello Magazine paid a record 14 million dollars for pictures of Brad and Angelina’s genetically perfect twins I wanted to puke.
I mean I know it’s miracle that something finally escaped Jolie’s vagina after years of it being the black hole of celebrity pussy, but it turns out that People sold 2.6 million copies of that damn magazine, making it the fourth highest selling issue of People ever.
It only ranks behind 9-11, Princess Diana’s car accident, and the JFK JR. plane accident. On the plus it’s the highest selling issue of People ever that didn’t revolve around someone dying. On the other hand, even Osama bin Laden deserves more press than Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
Yeah bin Laden is an evil terrorist but at least he accomplished something with his life. And don’t you think the Jolie twins getting $14 million dollars from a magazine just for existing has a little something to do with why the rest of the world hates us so much?
Look I’m sure that $14 million will end up given to charity, but if you give $14 million to a charity called the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, in the name of your newborn children, like they’re God’s gift to humanity; well is that about giving to charity or stroking your massive fucking ego?
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I totally agree with you. But I don’t think that this is an American phenomenon alone. I live in Germany and even though our news are different from yours (I speak from personal experience), a lot of the people here are more interesting in who had a child our who is getting marrid than in what is really important.
But nevertheless: Nobody deserves $14 million for being born. It makes me sick as wll.
Comment by Foxhunt — August 24, 2008 @ 16:24
Alright guys, stop with this. Ain’t the baby’s fault that they got a super hot mama and daddy that the world wanted to see what they’d turn out to look like. These days even B-celebs are pooping out baby’s everyday, prolly more often then you change ya panties, haha.. u ..u ..Who cares if they payed 14mil for those pics. You should blame yaself, the one who buys the magazin, for being stupid. Cuz People knew they’d get the money back LOL mmm.. imagine the profit.. ohlala..
Anyway, go angie, go brad, go babies, u go girls and men..
Comment by MissOpinion — September 8, 2008 @ 12:13