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Victoria Beckham gave an interview to the Daily Mirror, where she meditated on several issues, like planning on having another baby, being a fashion designer and of course, her cubby hubby, Becks. Take a look:
“I would love a little girl. Our boys are phenomenal but a girl would just complete our family. But at the moment I take my Pill every morning as now isn’t quite the right time”.

Yea, you have, like, at least 15 more pounds to add.
“I never used to be able to wake up in the morning knowing ‘I’m brilliant at what I do’. I was never a great singer and I knew that. But now it’s amazing, I’m doing something I’m actually very good at. I can confidently sit in a room with Donatella Versace or anyone in the fashion business and be respected as I know what I’m talking about”.

Sure, that’s exactly the way it is. Donatella, Vera and Galliano are actually very disturbed with your presence as competition.
“Everyone always says, ‘Oh David, he’s so good-looking and so sexy’, whereas I’m ‘funny’. I don’t want to be ‘funny’. What do I have to do to be seen as sexy, too.”

Lose the pout, remove the plastic from your body and try to smile. You know how it is, you used to be very sexy. Besides, you’re not funny.
“I haven’t seen Suri in the flesh yet, just in pictures and she looks so beautiful, the spitting image of her dad. Tom calls me all the time and he’s so in love with that little girl, he’ll phone just to talk about her.”

You mean, he would say something like: “Yea, how you doing? Great, yea, Suri, my daughter, she’s great too. She’s just great, and she’s my natural daughter, yea. With Katie Holmes. My very own flesh & blood, mind you. A baby daughter that I, myself, helped to conceive. Yea, she looks just like me. Which makes sense, cause I’m her dad. Real dad, that is”.