It’s kind of sad really. Tila Tequila has a new main squeeze, or at least that’s what she wants you to believe. She’s been seen around Hollywood lately on the arm of Courtenay Semel, who’s father used to run Warner Brothers and Yahoo.com, and they’ve publicly stated they’re an item.

And in fact on the red carpet, they seem very touchy-feely, Tila is always kissing Courtenay, or Courtenay will get caught grabbing Tila’s ass.

But here’s why the whole thing is bullshit:

THEY’VE NEVER BEEN SEEN TOGETHER OFF THE RED CARPET!

Seriously, say what you will about Courtenay’s ex Lindsay Lohan, but while they were dating Lindsay might on any given night have ended up in an abandoned alley, nearly chocking to death on her own vomit, but even at her lowest Lindsay never tried to whore her relationships with people for press. If Lindsay or Courtenay were photographed together, it was always at a club or buying groceries.

Now Tila Tequila on the other hand… she wouldn’t eat pussy or cock unless a camera was involved.

Tila has stated that she’s holding off on “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila” season 3 because of her relationship with Semel, and I think that’s her angle. She doesn’t want to go back on Shot of Love after being schooled by Kristy Morgan at the end of season two, so she’s using Courtenay as an excuse.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe that they hang out a few times a week, and even that Courtenay believes they’re dating. And I’m sure that there’s been a little kissing and maybe even heavy petting. But Courtenay Semel is not Tila Tequila’s girlfriend! Rather, she’s just leading Courtenay on, like we’re seen Tila do with so many contestants (Bobby!) on Shot of Love.

If someone proves me wrong and produces a picture of the two together off of the red carpet, I’ll eat my words.

But you know I’m right.

Photos via here and here