Willem Defoe/William Defoe…Whatever It Is, It Ain’t Good

Alexis Cohen, left; Kristy Lee Cook, right
So last night was the big premiere of “American Idol, Season 483″ and a couple of personalities have already made an impression.
Alexis Cohen….Alexis, Alexis, Alexis: Very classy, young lady. Dropping F-bombs on national TV, giving the bird, and threatening to moon Simon who compared her looks to Willem Defoe. Yikes-does the home version of “American Idol” come with a vomit bag? I’m not saying that you shouldn’t be sharing a one-bedroom apartment with your mother…ok, yes, I am. YOU SHOULDN’T BE SHARING A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH YOUR MOTHER.
On the other end of the spectrum came cutie patootie, Kristy Lee Cook. Kristy Lee loves horses, hiking, and other outdoors stuff and with that little country twang of hers…mmm mmm, she gave Phat Nat a reason to tune in on Tuesday nights.
So long, Willem. See you around.
Photo via EW











