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I think California is about to face some serious PR issues. I mean, we all agree it’s a beautiful state, with the wonderful beaches, San Francisco and its bay, the romantic 17-Mile drive in Carmel-Monterey, the boardwalk of Santa Cruz, and even the intelligence and technology of the Silicone Valley.

But when thinking of California, a different kind of silicone would immediately come to mind, unfortunately, and if we continue having those unbelievable candidates racing for our governor’s position, I don’t really think anyone’s gonna take this state seriously any time soon.

No need to remind you all about our current position holder, Mista Schwarzenegger, or as we like to call him – (please switch to a heavy Austrian accent now) The Governator. Strange enough, it seems like he’s doing pretty well, and if you hear some tiny voices making remarks about him being a president one day, these are not the little voices in your head but some actual, real people.

Some of you may also remember the weird race for position a few years back, which looked more like a very bad version of “Scream 4″ than a political situation, and included names such as Mary Carey and Gary Coleman. But in case you all thought it was a one time thing, other people have a different opinion and an unbearable desire to turn California into an endless joke.

This time, according to PR Inside, Model Caprice Bourret is throwing some hints around, such as “I actually wanted to be governor of California when I was a child.” Yeah, well, I wanted to be an astronaut. But then I grew up! I mean, The Terminator may find himself facing some tough situations, but at least we know he can always pull out some serious gun machines and say: “I’ll be back”. What the hell are you gonna do in times like these? slip a nipple? We don’t need our governor for that; we have enough celebrities running around exposed already, thank you very much.