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Here I was, going along with my pretty boring life, peacefully and quietly accepting the unmistakable truth that pretty girls have easier lives. Took me a while, I was trying to fight back, but eventually I just realized there’s no point. That’s the way this world works and I just have to deal with it.
Thank you, Tara Conner, for showing me the other side of it. With all the shit you’re going through, I believe it’s time to give our readers a chance to know you better, wouldn’t you agree?
 

Tara Conner was born on December 18th in Russell Springs, Kentucky. Like lot’s of American girls, after she graduated from high school in 2004, she went to college and studied Business Administration. Only Tara is not like your regular Janie Dough. She’s hot. 

When we first got to know her, she seemed like a nice girl. Not the most beautiful girl around, if you ask me, just another typical blond American chick, but guess the judges in Kentucky had a different taste than mine, when they picked her as the winner of Miss Kentucky Teen USA for 2001. Well, they ARE from Kentucky, so…
Tara was sent to Miss Teen USA, of course, and got the highest swimsuit score – 9.18. Definitely something to be proud of. Starving yourself to death and providing a twisted role model for other girls who believe that this is what woman should do, does require a lot of energy. She got 2nd place, by the way, which means one girl ate 2 cucumbers less (Vanessa Semrow, in case you wondered).
Conner won Miss Kentucky USA crown on 2005, which means that for some reason she actually chose to remain in Kentucky after her first win. Well, a blond, you know. (kidding, I swear, some of my best friends are blonds! Not natural blonds, but still). 
 

During the competition, right before announcing the winner, Tara though that the crown would go to Tamiko Nash and was wishing her luck for her reign as Miss USA and her participation at Miss Universe. Tamiko didn’t win. Tara did.
 

The New beauty queen moved to a Trump Place apartment (Donald is the Executives of Miss USA pageant) and was immediately invited to all kinds of Media Events and interviews. I think it’s lovely to see how the media’s crowning her own useless people and then working so hard to celebrate their pure existence, but that’s a totally different subject. She also took part in commercial events, TV shows and galas, showing her pretty face around, hopefully in order to convince people to buy / watch / donate. Whatever. 
 

On July 2006 she was participating in the Miss Universe contest and got 4th place, which is not bad at all. I still see her as nothing but a typical American chick, but no one asked me. 

However, December was a rather dark time for the girl…  It started with an article on TMZ, suggesting Tara might loose her thrown due to unacceptable behavior in NY. One day after that, TMZ announced the crown would be taken, in spite of Trump’s denials. 
 

2 days later it was reported that the girl was tested positive for cocaine – ouch – and sneaked men into her Trump Place apartment. She has also kissed Miss Teen USA in public, but I don’t see anything wrong with that. Accept for the fact it’s a teenager we’re talking about… In spite all that, the crown remained hers, as announced on Dec. 19th, one day after her 21st B-day. However, Trump had one condition – Tara is to be checked into rehab at once. 

She denied any Alcoholism problem, and declined any comments regarding her drug use, but only said she needs to fight some personal demons. Of course you do, YOU ARE FROM KENTUCKY!!! But as we all know, she recently admitted to People that she is indeed alcoholic and have used cocaine, though according to her, only one time. In her own words - “I was an equal-opportunity [user] – I would try anything once.” Right.
Anyways, she’s out of rehab since Sunday. Let’s hope it’s not another Pete Doherty case, and she would never get her ass back in it. Told you, I’m already doing fine with the fact I’ll always have to work harder than those pretty chicks around…
 

I was serious, by the way. I’m an ugly girl.
 

No, kidding. I’m beautiful.